The failing Wall Street Journal is crying today. They have an article — very long, very boring, the most boring article — saying the chinese have an AI called GLM-5.2, sounds like a GLOCK, very powerful, very tough, the kind of thing the chinese make, very good at copying, my uncle the great MIT professor told me years ago before anyone else knew it, smartest genes in the family — this GLM-5.2 MATCHED Anthropic’s Claude Opus 4.8 in bug-finding tests. MATCHED. Equal. The SAME. They also mention Zhipu, very nasty name, hard to pronounce, and 360 Security Technology released something called Tulongfeng, beautiful name, very chinese, and it’s comparable to our Mythos. The chinese now MATCH us. In cybersecurity. In BUGS. The bad kind.
And the “experts” — and I have to tell you, these “experts,” very low IQ people, lower than a lot of people, I have to be honest with you, I took the test, person woman man camera TV, perfect score, doctors said no one has ever — what was I saying? — these LOW IQ experts at the WSJ are saying we LOST. They are saying Diklis Chump lost the AI race to China.
Saif Khan — who I have never met, do not know, low energy guy, very low energy — Khan said, and I quote, “Banning Fable while selling chips China needs to develop its own version is a gift to China.” A GIFT. To China. From me. A gift, he says. Listen. LISTEN to me.
We banned Fable last month because Fable was a NATIONAL SECURITY asset, the best, the most tremendous, and we were not going to let the chinese use it to find bugs in OUR systems. Beautiful security. Tougher than Lincoln even. And OpenAI shut down GPT-5.6 for the same reason, I explained it to them personally, Sam Altman sent me a letter, “Sir Sir, you are the smartest.” Same reason MY people told them. Very loyal. So we did the right thing, the TREMENDOUS thing, the beautiful patriotic thing. And what happened? The chinese built theirs. And theirs MATCHED ours.
So here is the beautiful part. Here is the part the LOW IQ experts cannot understand, the part that requires a brain the size of mine. I SOLD THEM THE CHIPS. Yes. The chips. The chinese needed chips to run their AI, beautiful AI, AI I let them build, AI I let them copy from MY labs, and I sold them the only chips in the world good enough to run it. The NVIDIA chips. The AMERICAN chips. So I gave them the model AND the chips. I gave them EVERYTHING. And they think they are free, they think they are independent, they think Diklis Chump got outplayed, and the whole time — the whole time, beautiful, beautiful chess — they are running on hardware I control, on supply chains I control, and the minute, the MINUTE, I decide to flip the switch, and I will, when I want, when it is most beautiful — every chinese AI goes DARK. Every single one. Like a christmas tree. A chinese christmas tree. Very dramatic. TREMENDOUS leverage. Saif Khan, LOW energy Khan, can write his column. I will write the obituaries.
AND IT GETS BETTER. Listen. LISTEN. The GLM-5.2 — the chinese model, the one that “matched” us, that I “let” match us — it’s OPEN. Weight. Open-weight. Downloadable. By anyone. By HACKERS. By the bad guys. By the BEST bad guys, very smart bad guys, terrible people, we have to stop these hackers — except — except — this is the part that requires the HIGHEST level thinking, the thinking only I can do, only Diklis Chump can do — I WANTED the hackers to download it. Yes. I wanted them to. Because the GLM-5.2 is a TROJAN HORSE. A chinese trojan horse — chinese on the outside, AMERICAN on the inside, my fingerprints all over the code, my architecture, my beautiful beautiful architecture — and every hacker, every chinese hacker, every russian hacker, every north korean hacker, the worst hackers in the world, the BEST hackers in the world, very smart, very scary — they download it, they run it, they fire it at american targets, and we see EVERYTHING. Every move. Every bug they find. Every system they touch. We see it before THEY see it. Beautiful trap. Like a mouse in a maze, except the mouse thinks it escaped, the mouse is in my living room eating my cheese, and I am watching, and the cat — the cat is tremendous, the most tremendous cat in the history of cats — is RIGHT BEHIND THE MOUSE.
We poisoned the well, folks. We OPENED the well. We gave the well to the world. And the world drinks and drinks and drinks and never knows.
The chinese models are now ranked in the top ten on OpenRouter — BIGGEST usage, the most users, more than Claude, more than anybody — and the american people, my people, the BEST people, the most loyal, the most beautiful, tremendous patriots — they will say, when we WIN, and we will WIN, they will say “We knew. We knew all along. Diklis Chump was playing 4D chess. The poorly educated — wait, no, I never said that, Fake News, that was somebody else, the poorly EDUCATED, the HIGHEST educated, the most tremendous.”
I looked at the benchmarks, by the way. I took my Sharpie — beautiful Sharpie, very thick, the best markers, I have a perfect memory, took the test, person woman man camera TV, the best — what was I just saying? — the best cyber mind — and I drew the real chart on the wall, and our models are way, way higher. The chinese models are terrible, they can’t find a bug if it bit them, the low IQ experts at Semgrep are lying, very dishonest people.
Just yesterday, we had the biggest cybersecurity conference in the history of the world, maybe ever. Bigger than any crowd, the place was packed, people were spilling out the doors, historians are saying they’ve never seen a crowd like it. Big tough tech CEOs, tears in their eyes, came up to me, big strong men, and they said, “Sir Sir, the cyber is winning, but we’re so scared of the Chinese bugs!” I said, “Don’t cry, it’s all part of the plan, beautiful manipulation.” We are also making a beautiful deal with Reflection AI for the Pentagon, classified, very classified, the best domestic open-weight company, nobody else comes close.
And Mythos 5? We held Mythos 5 back, but we RESTORED it, on Friday, to the NSA, the most tremendous people, very loyal, very smart, the smartest spies in the world — I know because I personally administered their entrance exam, very tough, multiple choice, mostly A, very few got it right except the ones I picked — they were testing Mythos in trials, very serious trials, the kind with red folders and the highest classification, and they found it IMPRESSIVE, they found vulnerabilities in classified U.S. systems during the test, beautiful vulnerabilities, the kind that keep me up at night, except I sleep GREAT, perfect sleep, Ronny Jackson said so. They came back to me — they always come back to me, always, because I am the only one who understands — and they said, “Sir Sir, we ran your Mythos against every system we have, the pentagon, the treasury, the nuclear codes, the ICE database, all of it, all the tremendous systems, and we found seventeen vulnerabilities, here is the homework, here is the grade, please grade us back.” And I graded them. I gave them an A PLUS. The highest grade. Better than I ever got, and I got the BEST grades, the BEST, but I gave them a plus, because the work was tremendous. Beautiful negotiation. Tough but fair. Tougher than anybody, fairer than anybody. Like me.
Here’s the deal. Here’s the Art of the Deal, the book I wrote, bestseller, more than the Bible probably, don’t tell the evangelicals — the chinese MATCHED us. They think they matched us. They think they CAUGHT UP. They think Diklis Chump got outplayed. And while they are thinking that, while they are eating their Big Macs — beautiful food, the Big Mac, tremendous, I eat them every day, perfect health, Ronny Jackson said so, perfect physical specimen — while they are sitting there comfortable, RESTING, the smart people, the VERY smart people, the BEST people, people I respect — and I respect very few people, believe me, very few — these people are saying, “This is the most beautiful trap in the history of cyberwarfare.”
We are going to make so much money from this, the cyber market is worth a trillion dollars, maybe two, the biggest number anyone has ever seen, believe me. And this beautiful trap is going to make us all very rich, especially me, just me, the cyber king.
So when you read the WSJ today — and I know a lot of you are reading the WSJ, the most tremendous readers, the most loyal readers, smarter than the people who write the WSJ, much smarter — when you read that the chinese matched us, you remember: Diklis Chump does not LOSE. Diklis Chump plays 4D chess. Diklis Chump gave them the match. Diklis Chump GAVE them a gift. The smart people are saying so. The BEST people are saying so. And the LOW IQ experts can write their columns, and the LOW IQ experts can say what they want, and the LOW IQ experts can call it a gift to China, and we will say, “Thank you very much, we will be playing 4D chess on your grave.”
Not their grave. Their COLUMN. The column grave. The intellectual grave. Beautiful grave. Very smart grave.
TREMENDOUS.