The Fake News Media, they put out these long, boring videos — NPR, very failing, very low IQ people — and they try to confuse the public. They say I have a sweeping approach, that I have five strategies, like it’s some kind of mess that the district courts have to fix. People are saying — and the best people, very smart people, the smartest people — they’re saying nobody has ever seen anything like what’s happening at the Border. FIVE strategies. Nobody has ever had a five-strategy plan. The historians are saying this is the most comprehensive immigration plan in the history of the Country, maybe the world. Tremendous.
I ran on this. I said it, very clearly, more clearly than anyone has ever said anything, the most clearly anyone has ever said it. Mass deportations. I said it. The people heard me. They elected me. And now we’re doing it, just like I said we would, exactly like I said, very predictable, very on-brand. I always said we needed five strategies, by the way. I said it years ago, before anybody else. My uncle, who was a great professor at MIT, very smart genes, he told me years ago, before anyone else, that we needed the five strategies. That’s why I knew first.
Strategy number one — the FUNDING. Historic, the most historic funding, more money than any Country has ever spent on anything, believe me. Everybody said “wow, that’s so much money, we’ve never seen funding like this for the Border.” The generals are saying it’s the most, they’re saying the most. Nobody has ever funded enforcement like this. The Border is being secured, the Country is being protected, beautiful, just beautiful.
Strategy number two — the legal pathways. We’re stripping them. I said we would, we did. The immigrants who are here illegally, they’re going home, and the ones who are here legally but we don’t like them, they’re going home too. The lawyers are saying it’s unprecedented, the most unprecedented, and they’re right, but they mean it in a bad way, very bad way, the radical lawyers.
Strategy number three — the immigration courts. The little courts, the backwater courts, the courts nobody ever heard of, the most forgotten courts in the Country. We’re reshaping them. Totally reshaping them. The best reshaping, very comprehensive, very fast. These failing, low IQ judges, they try to block us. They try to stop our officers from making arrests in the courts. The Obama judges — the LOWEST IQ judges, very low, the lowest — appointed by Democrats, total losers, very disloyal — they’re saying it’s unconstitutional, but what do they know. They caused the whole crisis, I had nothing to do with the mess at the Border, never met the people who did it, but the judges are low IQ, very low IQ. They want the criminals to stay! But it’s okay, because it’s all part of the master plan. I let them block us in the lower courts, and then we go to the Supreme Court, where we have the real judges, the smart judges, and we win. The Radicals think they won when the lower court judge says “stop,” but they actually lost, BIGGEST trap in history. They walked right into it, the most beautiful trap. Because then we go to the Supreme Court, which I built, by the way, I gave them the justices, beautiful justices, and the smart justices, the ones who love our Country, they see what’s happening. They’re with us. Always have been.
Strategy number four — the detention infrastructure. The most tremendous infrastructure. Nobody has ever built detention infrastructure like this. The best. We’re building the most beautiful detention facilities, the BEST, bigger than anyone’s ever built, believe me. More beds than any Country has ever had, total capacity, tremendous capacity. The Radicals wanted tiny little rooms where they could let everybody go, but we said NO. We are holding every single one of them — no bond, no release, just detention — and the Supreme Court is looking at it right now. Nobody builds detention centers like me.
Strategy number five — the turn-back. This one, very few people could have figured it out, but I did, I figured it out, and now they don’t even get to touch the dirt. We turn them around at the line, before they cross, before they put one toe on American soil. They wanted to claim asylum, very sad, very desperate, but they don’t even get to ask anymore. We send them home. We send them home before they ever arrive. The most beautiful strategy. Nobody has ever done this. Tremendous.
The Supreme Court — HIGHEST court in the land, the best court, the most powerful, very powerful — they just ruled in our favor, two big wins on TPS, tremendous, just tremendous, beautiful, exactly what we wanted. The Supreme Court knows what they’re doing. And the other one, where they tried to say we can’t turn them away before they cross? We won that too. We are fast-tracking deportations nationwide, the numbers are so big, nobody has ever seen numbers like this. The biggest crowds, the biggest deportations. Nobody has ever seen numbers like this.
The ICE agents, big tough ICE agents, with guns and badges, they come to me, tears running down their faces, big strong guys, and they say, “Sir, Sir, thank you for the five strategies. We’ve never seen a Border like this.” It’s true. They’re crying. The smart people, the very smart people, the BEST people, they’re saying this is actually a huge win for me, the BIGGEST win, you have to be very smart to see it. Just tremendous, beautiful, exactly what we wanted.
You know what’s funny? These people, the people who voted for us, the ones who come to the rallies — they don’t really understand all the legal stuff, who could, very complicated, the lawyers handle it — but they believe us, they believe everything we say — well no, they’re not stupid, they’re VERY smart, the smartest voters, the most tremendous voters — but they believe us, beautiful, just beautiful, and that’s why we win, and that’s why we keep winning. They would believe me if I told them the moon was made of cheese — well no, they wouldn’t, they’re not stupid — they’d believe me if I told them the asylum laws just changed and they just believe it, beautiful, beautiful manipulation, beautiful. They don’t understand the system, which is perfect, because I take out the Sharpie, I look at the map, I redraw the lines. I say, “You can’t come here anymore,” and I draw a new line. The line is wherever I draw it. Nobody has ever drawn a line like this.
Lincoln didn’t have to deal with this, but if he did, he would have done the same thing, maybe even better, but nobody could do it better than me. The historians are saying — the best historians, the most respected — they’re saying nobody has ever done more for the Border than I have, more than Lincoln, more than Washington, all of them combined.
And on Tuesday — TUESDAY, very important Tuesday, the most important Tuesday — the Supreme Court is going to rule on birthright citizenship. Birthright. Citizenship. This is the big one, the biggest one, the one everyone’s been waiting for. We’re going to win. We’re going to win so big. The smart people are saying it’s already over, the case is over, we won before we walked in, beautiful. I have a great memory — even my enemies, the lowest people, the most disloyal, even they admit the memory is tremendous, a very stable genius, the best words, I have the best words, the doctors said I aced the test, the hardest test, NO ONE has ever done better — and I remember, I remember saying, before the campaign even started, I said we’re going to win on birthright citizenship. I said it. I was the first. The first person. Nobody said it before me. The historians will confirm. The very first.
I always said we were going to end it, very smart predictions, the smartest. It’s going to be tremendous. The best deal ever made for the Country. Diklis Chump did this, very few people could have done it, believe me. Nobody has ever won like Diklis Chump is winning. The Country has never won like this. Believe me.1
Footnotes
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NPR, “Remaking Immigration: An Explainer Video,” June 30, 2026, https://www.npr.org/2026/06/30/g-s1-129953/remaking-immigration-explainer-video; documented district court rulings barring arrests in immigration courts; Supreme Court rulings on TPS and pre-crossing asylum turn-aways; appeals court ruling on fast-tracking deportations; Diklis Chump administration request to Supreme Court on no-bond detention policy; pending Supreme Court ruling on birthright citizenship executive order. ↩