Tuesday morning, before 7 a.m., in the East End of Houston, ICE officers tried to grab a Mexican national named Lorenzo Salgado Araujo during what DHS calls a “targeted enforcement operation.” The man tried to evade arrest, DHS says, and rammed an ICE vehicle — “weaponized his vehicle,” DHS called it, “in an attempt to run over an ICE law enforcement officer resulting in our officer firing his weapon in self-defense.” The officer fired. The man is dead. Beautiful, just beautiful — the most beautiful law enforcement action I have ever seen, believe me, the most PERFECT, the TOUGHEST, the kind of action the radical left HATES because they are the party of criminals, they are the party of weaponization, they want the criminals to WIN.
And the fake news media is having a MELTDOWN. The low IQ people at the failing New York Times, the dishonest journalists, the savage criminals of the press, the people who have been trying to destroy our incredible ICE officers for years — these are sick people, SICK people, and they are saying that the officer MURDERED somebody. That he should be ashamed. They are saying that Lorenzo — and I will say the name, I am not afraid to say the name, the fake news won’t say the name because they protect CRIMINALS, they are shields for the worst criminals in the world — they are saying this gentleman did not weaponize his vehicle. As if that matters. As if the size of the weapon matters, when the weapon is a tremendous weapon, bigger than any gun, a VERY BIG weapon, the kind of weapon the radical left will not even ACKNOWLEDGE is a weapon.
People are saying — and many people, very smart people, the BEST people, the kinds of people who built this Country, the workers, the builders, the tremendous Americans, they are telling me, they say “Sir, the ICE officer did the right thing, Sir” — people are saying that the Wall Street Journal, the best financial paper in the world, a paper I have tremendous respect for, totally captured now, totally gone, the Wall Street Journal reported in January that immigration agents have fired at or into civilian vehicles at least a dozen times, killing at least two people, and in all but ONE of those cases the criminal, the perp, the bad person, was UNARMED. UNARMED! And this is supposed to be a SCANDAL. These people are sick. Who cares if he had a gun? The car WAS the gun. The car was a bigger weapon than any gun, a tremendous weapon, and the radical left wants our cops to wait until the criminal has rammed the squad car FIVE times before they can defend themselves. They want the criminal to WIN. The radical left PREFERS the criminal. We are the party of LAW. We are the party of ORDER. We are the party of ICE doing its job. Tremendous job. Best job.
This is not the first time, not even close. Just look at what our officers have been dealing with in California — case after case of these criminals weaponizing their vehicles, like when immigration officers say they shot a suspected gang member in California in April, and then just weeks later the FBI arrested that same man for what he did. That is the pattern, believe me, that is the pattern all over our Country, and the fake news will not report it, the radical left is cheering, the radical left is raising money off the blood of our officers, the radical left wants more criminals to win.
And the FBI — and the FBI is full of tremendous people, the best people, people I picked myself — the FBI is investigating, which is a beautiful thing, a very smart thing, because when the FBI investigates and finds that the officer did his job, which he DID, that vindicates him, that vindicates ICE, that vindicates ME, and that vindicates the entire American people, the incredible American people, the people who voted for me in numbers that nobody has ever seen, the biggest numbers, the most tremendous numbers. When the FBI clears our officer, which they will, and they will clear him FAST, the radical left will say “no one is investigating why the criminal is dead,” they will say that, they will move the goalposts, they will say the FBI is corrupt, they will say the investigation was rigged, they will say anything, they will say the EARTH is flat. But the American people, the REAL American people, the people who built this Country, the people who love their families, the people who go to Church on Sunday, the people who believe in LAW — they will know. They will know that the officer did his job. They will know that the criminal weaponized his vehicle. They will know that ICE is the most tremendous law enforcement agency in the history of law enforcement.
And the Mexican government — Mexico, a tremendous, beautiful Country with tremendous people, but their government is COMPLAINING because one of their citizens, who was in our Country ILLEGALLY, which means he was a CRIMINAL, which means he was ALREADY a criminal, a criminal before he even got in the car, before he even weaponized the vehicle, before he did all of this — the Mexican government is complaining. Mexico. They don’t complain about the cartels. They don’t complain about the FENTANYL pouring across the border. They don’t complain about the women. They don’t complain about the tremendous crime. They complain about ICE doing its job. That tells you everything.
And I have to ask, and I have to be honest — I am the most honest person in the history of honest people, the dishonest media won’t tell you this, the crooked journalists will not tell you, but I will tell you — I have to ask: do the American people, the REAL American people, the ones who voted for us in numbers that nobody has ever seen, the biggest crowds in history — do they really believe this stuff? Do they really think our ICE officer is a murderer? Some of them, not all of them, not the BEST of them, the BEST are tremendous, the BEST are geniuses, the smartest, the most tremendous — but some of them, and I have to be honest because I am honest, some of them are starting to believe the radical left, and they should NOT believe it. And we are going to fix it. We are going to make them believe in ICE again, we are going to make them believe in LAW again, we are going to make them believe in ME again, and we are going to win SO much, you are going to get tired of winning.
The institutional response — the vehicle-ramming claim, the self-defense language, the FBI investigating the assault of the officer, the local police declining to comment — repeats with each incident, and that is BY DESIGN, believe me, that is part of the most beautiful plan, the most tremendous 4D chess you have ever seen, because when the agency that sent the officer defines the shooting before any investigation concludes, the “weaponized vehicle” language does what it’s designed to do: it converts a use-of-force question into an immigration question, and it puts the dead man on trial for his own killing, and the REAL American people see through it, the smart people, the very smart people, the BEST people, they see the genius of it. No policy review. No use-of-force audit. No disciplinary action. The most perfect law enforcement in the history of law enforcement, and we are not going to change a thing, because there is nothing to change, the radical left can cry all they want, and they ARE crying, the most beautiful crying you have ever seen.
And the criminal who weaponized his vehicle, who rammed an ICE officer, who tried to kill a man doing his job, who was in our Country ILLEGALLY, which is a CRIME, a big crime, a tremendous crime — this Lorenzo, this criminal — he is going to be remembered as what he was, a CRIMINAL who weaponized his vehicle, a criminal who tried to kill an American hero. And the American people, the REAL American people, the people who matter, the people who built this Country, the people who love LAW, the people who go to Church, the people who stand for the FLAG, the people who love their FAMILIES, the people who are tired of winning — they are going to remember, and they are going to vote, and we are going to be tremendous, and ICE is going to be tremendous, and our officer is going to be cleared, and it is going to be a VERY beautiful day, the most beautiful day in the history of days, believe me. We are going to win, and the radical left is going to CRY, and it is going to be a tremendous, beautiful thing, believe me, the most tremendous.
Parody — written in the voice of Diklis Chump as the in-novel character “Diklis Chump.” Not the words or positions of Diklis Chump.