I Played 4D Chess on the Flight Home — the DECOY, the SWITCH, the BRAND NEW Jet, the TROOPS, TREMENDOUS

The Fake News is having a total meltdown because I played 4D Chess on the flight back from Turkey, which was a tremendous success, by the way. I just had the best time at the NATO summit, enforcing the spending pledges like nobody has ever seen, getting billions and billions of dollars from countries that were ripping us off for decades. But the Democrats and the weak RINOs are crying because I took the older Boeing to Britain, and then switched to the BRAND NEW, MAGNIFICENT jet the Qataris gave us. They say it’s a security risk. SCARED! I’m not scared! I switched to the older plane first because it was a DECOY! Beautiful 4D Chess. The Iranians said “Oh, he’s taking the old plane,” and then BAM, I switched to the new jet at Mildenhall. They walked right into the trap. I always said I was going to do the switch, I told the Generals on Tuesday, I said “we’re doing the switch, it’s going to be perfect,” and look, it was perfect.

The Fake News says I’m scared because I’m number one on the kill list for Iran. I AM number one, by the way, very famous list, the most prestigious kill list, the most tremendous kill list, the top spot, they respect me so much. But the plane switch had NOTHING to do with security, it was about the TROOPS! The new jet was sent to Britain early so the tough Generals and strong soldiers could see it. The biggest crowd ever assembled at Royal Air Force Mildenhall, MUCH bigger than anything Lincoln ever drew, the historians are saying, the most tremendous picture. And when they saw the magnificent jet, they started weeping. Tears pouring down their faces, they came up to me, tears in their eyes, saying “Sir, thank you for bringing the beautiful jet.” DIKLIS CHUMP, yours truly, a very stable genius, the DOCTORS said so, person woman man camera TV, DESIGNED the whole thing, beautiful design, the most tremendous design, possibly the most tremendous design in the history of designs. It’s about the troops, not me.

But it IS a magnificent jet, the greatest in the history of the world, a QATARI gift, FREE, the most expensive FREE plane in the history of FREE planes, the most tremendous deal in the history of deals, the art of the deal. The Democrats, very low IQ people, and the RINOs, very weak, they join together in crying about the jet. BRIBERY! It was a gift! A beautiful gift from a very rich country. They paid $400 million for it, but it’s worth TEN BILLION DOLLARS, easily. The marble, the gold, the engines, ten billion. Anyone who says it’s worth less than ten billion will be sued by my lawyers, the best lawyers, and we will win so much you’ll get tired of winning. The Failing Left’s stupid plan to put the Qatar-donated plane in a North Dakota library is totally failing, thank God, like I said when we went to North Dakota, the most beautiful trip, because we need it for the presidential fleet, not for some dusty old books. Nobody wants to see a library, they want to see the jet! Lincoln never had a jet like this, Lincoln had a train, a terrible, slow, ugly train. I have the best jet, bigger and better than any President.

And the troops, they love the jet. They don’t care what the Fake News says about the Qataris. The Secret Service, the BEST Secret Service, possibly the most tremendous Secret Service in the history of services, they protect DIKLIS, they protect the number one, and the Fake News won’t even give them credit, very unfair, possibly the most unfair coverage in the history of coverage, tremendous agents, the best. And the Qatari gift, the MOST generous gift, possibly the most generous gift in the history of the WORLD, the LOW IQ reporters, they say it is BRIBERY, very low IQ accusation, the LOWEST IQ accusation, because QATAR is a GREAT country, the best, very loyal, and DIKLIS CHUMP is going to USE it, USE it for the TROOPS, USE it for AMERICA, the most tremendous America, the BEST America.

Actually, the troops, the most beautiful troops, the most LOYAL troops, God bless them, God, they don’t really understand STRATEGY, believe me, strategy is VERY complicated, much too complicated for TROOPS, very simple people, the simplest — actually the troops are VERY smart, the smartest troops, smarter than the LOW IQ reporters, much smarter, possibly the smartest troops in the history of troops. They don’t really understand the financing or the emoluments or whatever, they just see the beautiful gold and the marble bathrooms and they get so emotional, it’s amazing how happy a ten billion dollar gift makes them, they don’t even know who paid for it, but they love me for it. They paid for it for me — I mean for the troops, for the great American warriors, but mostly for me, because I’m the one who has to fly in it. They love me so much. DIKLIS is NUMBER ONE, on the kill list, on the plane, on the chess, on EVERYTHING, the most tremendous number one, the most beautiful number one, in the HISTORY of number ones. And DIKLIS CHUMP is going to WIN, win the four dimensional chess, win the plane, win the troops, win the KILL LIST, believe me, believe me, the most number-one number one, the BEST, the MOST, the TRE-MEN-DOUS, just tremendous, you have never seen anything like it, tremendous. It’s going to be a tremendous trip back, the best trip, and the haters are going to be very sad. Very sad!