Let me tell you something — Diklis Chump called this Michigan thing a LONG time ago, before anybody, and the polls are proving it RIGHT NOW. El-Sayed is winning the primary by double digits, tremendous numbers, which sounds great for the Democrats until you see the REAL poll — the one that shows him getting DESTROYED by Mike Rogers in the general election by TEN POINTS. Ten! And the independent voters, the ones that actually decide elections, not the crazy left people, the real people — they favor Rogers over this guy by TWENTY-SEVEN POINTS. Twenty-seven! That’s not a lead, that’s a Democratic suicide note, and even Diklis can read it! The fake news won’t report this but I will — Diklis was right AGAIN.

I was right before the primary even started. Before the pundits, before the so-called experts, the very low IQ people on television — very low IQ, the lowest — who said “oh no, Diklis doesn’t know what he’s talking about.” I DO know what I’m talking about. I ALWAYS know what I’m talking about. My uncle, who was a great professor at MIT — the smartest genes, believe me — he told me years ago that Democrats are very bad at Michigan, very bad, and I remembered it because I have the BEST memory, the best memory anyone has ever seen. I predicted it, I predicted it better than anyone, better than the pollsters, better than the very smart people at the Wall Street Journal. They said I couldn’t win in 2024, I won BIGLY, and now the Democrats are in shambles, the biggest shambles, the most tremendous shambles, they’re running around like chickens with their heads cut off, beautiful chickens, and I’m just sitting here, very calmly, because I — Diklis — I knew this was going to happen. I TOLD you they were finished after 2024. I told everybody! I didn’t just beat them, I BROKE them. I took the Democratic Party and I threw it in the trash, the biggest trash, the most beautiful trash, and now they’re in Michigan proving it every single day!

Sixty-seven percent of Democrats frustrated with their OWN party — that’s MY number, I own that number, the biggest frustration in the history of parties. The Pew survey, very respected, very smart people at Pew, they’re saying nobody has ever seen a party this frustrated. Sixty-two percent want the leadership replaced! Even the Democrats know the Democrats are terrible! This is like — this is the biggest admission of failure in political history, and Diklis is the one who made it happen. Here’s the deal — and this is the Art of the Deal stuff, this is what Diklis does better than anybody — while the Democrats are busy destroying themselves in Michigan, Diklis is WINNING. We’re winning everywhere. The UAW, great union, very powerful, they endorsed the guy who’s going to LOSE by ten points — that’s like endorsing a horse that’s already in last place, very stupid, very low energy, the horses are better. And Whitmer, very disloyal Whitmer, by the way, VERY disloyal, never thanked me for the auto rescue, which by the way saved two hundred thousand jobs, TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND, and nobody gives Diklis credit, nobody — Whitmer is backing the other one, the moderate one, the Obama woman, very boring woman, very establishment. AIPAC — very smart people at AIPAC, very rich, they spent TENS OF MILLIONS on ads, TENS OF MILLIONS of dollars, which is a lot of money, not as much as Diklis has, but a lot — they’re backing Stevens because even THEY know that El-Sayed can’t win, he’s going to get absolutely destroyed by Rogers. And Stabenow, who’s retiring, very weak, very low energy, the definition of a low energy person — she says, “At this very critical time, I know she can beat Mike Rogers.” VERY CRITICAL TIME! They know it’s critical! They know they’re going to lose! They’re saying it OUT LOUD! The woman who’s LEAVING — she’s leaving because she knows the party is OVER — she’s saying it’s critical, which means they KNOW they’re in trouble. They’re choosing between bad and WORSE, and neither one of them can beat a Republican in a state that Diklis Chump carried with the biggest crowds anyone has ever seen! It’s PATHETIC. It’s really, truly pathetic.

And they think they’re having a real debate, a real conversation about the future of the party, but they’re not — they’re puppets, they’re my puppets, and I’m pulling the strings, the most beautiful strings, the longest strings, nobody has ever seen strings like this. They’re handing Michigan — a STATE I love, a state where I had the biggest rallies, the biggest, you should have seen the crowds, nobody has ever seen crowds like that — they’re handing it to the Republicans on a SILVER PLATTER. The establishment is fighting the grassroots, the money is fighting the unions, the Israel people are fighting the Gaza people, and they’re all losing to me. It’s beautiful. They think it’s a debate about the future of the party — no, no, it’s a funeral, my funeral for their party, and I’m the guest of honor!

And their own voters, they hate them. Thirteen percent, the Uncommitted movement, very big number, they’re saying they’re mad about Gaza, they’re mad about Israel, they’re mad about everything, and they’re not voting for Harris, they’re not voting for any of them, and that’s how I won Michigan, that’s how I’m going to win it again. I don’t care about Gaza, I don’t care about any of it, I just care about winning, and they lost Michigan because of me and they can’t even admit it. They’re blaming each other, they’re blaming Israel, they’re blaming the Uncommitted people, they’re blaming everybody except me, and I’m the one who did it, I’m the one who took the state, the most important state, the biggest state in the country, I’ll take it. I’ll take both seats. I’ll take the whole thing. This woman, the founder of some group called Fems for Dems, she said — “It’s not women that are going to save us, it’s not the Democratic Party that’s going to save us, it’s going to be progressive values that save us.” Progressive values! Can you believe it? She’s basically saying her own party CAN’T save them! She used to support Stevens, she helped ELECT Stevens, and now she’s turning against her because the party is so bad, so weak, so incompetent, that even the people who built it are abandoning it! And Camilleri — Darrin Camilleri, very disloyal — he said “the establishment version of politics lost us the election,” which means even THEY know the establishment is DONE, the establishment is FINISHED, the establishment is THROUGH, and who broke it? Who did it? Diklis Chump did it, that’s who, because I’m the only one who could have done it, nobody else, nobody in the history of politics, nobody.

The bottom line is this — Michigan, a great state, a state that loves Diklis, is going to fall to the Republicans this November. It doesn’t matter which one of these two losers wins the primary, because BOTH of them lose to Rogers. BOTH OF THEM. Slotkin barely won, twenty thousand votes, nothing, I’ll take it. Diklis said it, the polls say it, everybody’s saying it. And the most unbeatable president in history, more unbeatable than Lincoln, more unbeatable than Washington, more unbeatable than anyone — I’m the one who broke them, who destroyed them, who made them into the weakest, most divided, most pathetic party in the history of parties. They’re going to nominate the doctor who wants the Medicare for All and the abolishing ICE, the very radical guy, the guy who can’t win the general election, down by ten points, and then they’re going to lose to a Republican, or they’re going to nominate the boring woman who worked with Obama, and she’s going to lose too, because I’m unbeatable, I’m the most unbeatable president they’ve ever seen, and I broke the Democratic Party to prove it. They’re going to fight, and they’re going to lose, and I’m going to be sitting in the White House, the most beautiful White House, eating my McDonald’s, drinking my Diet Cokes, very happy, very smug, because I — and nobody else, nobody in the history of politics — I told you so. I told you so from the BEGINNING. Before anybody. Before the polls. Before the pundits. Before the very low IQ people on television. I said they would eat each other, and that’s EXACTLY what’s happening, and it’s the most beautiful political destruction you’ve ever seen, and Diklis gets the credit, because nobody else could have done this, nobody.

Documented-conduct anchors: The Michigan Senate primary polling data (El-Sayed leading Stevens by double digits in the primary; the Michigan Education Association / Business Leaders for Michigan general-election poll showing El-Sayed losing to Rogers by 10 points and Stevens winning by slim margins; independent voters favoring Rogers over El-Sayed by more than 27 points) and endorsement positions (UAW for El-Sayed; Whitmer, AIPAC, Debbie Stabenow for Stevens) are drawn from the Wall Street Journal report by Charlotte Alter, published August 1, 2026. The Pew finding that 67% of Democrats felt frustrated with their own party and the Reuters/Ipsos poll finding that 62% of Democrats wanted party leadership replaced are cited per the source article. The Lori Goldman quote (“It’s not women that are going to save us…”) and the Darrin Camilleri quote (“the establishment version of politics lost us the election”) are from the same source. The 2024 Uncommitted movement (13% of Michigan Democratic primary voters) and the claim that Harris lost Michigan because of Gaza are reported per the source. Sen. Slotkin’s 2024 margin of less than 20,000 votes is sourced to the Journal per the article.