Courts give me the biggest, most beautiful deportation tools in history—advisers say nobody cares, very sad!

The Supreme Court of the United States — the best court, the smartest court, my court, the court I built with my three justices, the greatest judicial appointments in the history of appointments — the Court ruled six to three, just the way I drew it up, very fair court, tremendous court, and what they said was I was right, I am always right, six to three, beautiful, tremendous. The Court’s six-to-three TPS ruling was the most beautiful ruling, the best, the most fair. The Court said we can end Temporary Protected Status for three hundred and fifty thousand Haitians, and six thousand Syrians, and as many as one million people total when you include the eleven other countries — millions, very close to millions, the biggest immigration victory in the history of victories, believe me. And the First Circuit, very smart court, my court, said we can fast-track six hundred and twenty-two thousand more, expedited removal, no hearings, very efficient, the most efficient removal in history, we are removing people faster than any president has ever removed people, the fastest, by a lot. Big numbers. The biggest numbers. Nobody has ever seen numbers like this. Lincoln didn’t have numbers like this, but if he did he would have used them, very smart, Abraham was a friend of mine, the historians are saying my crowds are bigger than Lincoln’s, much bigger.

Now the fake news media — and it is FAKE news, the fakest fake news, you have never seen such fake news — they are saying I lost on birthright citizenship. I did not lose on birthright citizenship. I won on birthright citizenship. I got exactly what I wanted, exactly, beautiful. The generals came to me — tough generals, smart generals, the best generals, much smarter than the low-IQ judges who tried to stop me — and they said Sir, Sir, you lost on the citizenship thing, this is a disaster. I said, no, no, I planned it this way. I lost that one on purpose. It was a setup, beautiful setup, 4D chess, the highest level chess, while everyone else is playing checkers I am playing four dimensional chess, you set them up by appearing to lose, then you win bigger. I have been saying this for years. I was the first to say it. Way before the lawyers. Way before the so-called constitutional experts, the lowest-IQ experts in the history of experts. My uncle — who was a great professor at MIT, smarter than all the professors at MIT, the smartest genes in the family, my family has the best genes, tremendous genes — my uncle told me, he said, you are going to win this case, you are going to win it bigly, and I said uncle, I always win, this is what I do. The Wall Street Journal — very smart people at the Journal, the best journalists, the most fair journalists, much fairer than the failing New York Times — the Journal said this is going to turbocharge deportations. TURBOCHARGE. I invented that word, by the way, I invented turbo, I invented charge, both of them, tremendous words, the best words.

And the polls — and these polls are FAKE polls, the fakest polls, you have never seen such fake polls — the polls are saying fifty-two percent of the people don’t like what I am doing on immigration. Fifty-two percent. These people, these fifty-two percent people, they don’t understand, they are low-IQ, they are the poorly educated, the most poorly educated in history. I love the poorly educated, I said that, I was the first to say it. And the fifty-two percent of people who don’t like what I am doing, they are going to LOVE it when they see the results, just like they loved it the first time, just like they loved it when I won in 2016, and 2024, and all the other times I won, tremendous, the most tremendous winnings.

And my people — and I have the best people, the most loyal people, very smart people, the smartest — my people came to me the other day, and they said, Sir, we have a problem. I said what is the problem, I don’t have problems, I only have wins. They said Sir, the American people, they are not — they don’t really — they don’t care about the border, Sir. They said Sir, they don’t CARE. I said what do you mean they don’t care? I got elected on the border, TWICE, twice, in a row, very historic, the most historic election in history. And I said, I said, I said to my people, I said — you know what I said? — I said Sir, why do they not care? They should care. They should care about ME. I did this for THEM, I did this for the country, I did this for me — I mean us — for us, mostly us, for the country, but mostly me, I mean mostly us. Believe me.

So we are doing it, we are doing what we have to do, we are removing them, the most professional removal in history, no headlines, no Minneapolis mess — very messy, very sad, the lowest ratings, totally embarrassing — no Springfield-style raids, no floods of agents into cities with large Haitian populations, because the Fake News would say it’s not NICE and cause a public backlash, very weak reporters, low-IQ reporters, they twist your words, I never said nobody cares, I said EVERYBODY cares, I have a PERFECT memory, took the test, person woman man camera TV, the best memory, the doctors said no one has a memory like me. So my advisers, very weak advisers frankly, they say “Sir, we have to do stealth deportations.” Stealth! Like a ninja. A very rich, handsome ninja. Beautiful. So we’re going to use the data, beautiful data, the smartest data, very targeted, beautiful targeting, the most targeted targeting in history, my uncle, who was a great professor at MIT, he told me years ago, before anyone else, that data was the future, very smart genes.

Stephen Miller — my Stephen Miller, my guy, the loyalest guy, more loyal than any guy, he has been working on this for a DECADE, ten years, he has been planning this since before I was president, before I was even thinking about it, very smart Stephen, the smartest Stephen — Stephen said this was a decade in the making. The journalists asked him about it, very smart journalists, the best journalists, and he said — and I am quoting my Stephen, who is a great guy, very loyal, never been disloyal, not even once — he said millions of illegal immigrants from Haiti, who were previously beyond the reach of the law, are now within the reach of the law. Beautiful. Tremendous. The most tremendous thing Stephen has ever said, and he has said a lot of tremendous things.

The Department of Homeland Security — my DHS, the best DHS, the most tremendous DHS, run by the smartest people, all my people — they put out a statement, a beautiful statement, the best statement. James Percival, the general counsel, my guy, a cold, calculating numbers guy, a brilliant legal mind, the most tremendous legal mind — he went on Fox News, the only real news, the only fair news — and he said, he said, you know what he said? He said, these people have been on notice for nine years. NINE years. The most on-notice people in history. And then he said — and this is the best part, this is the most tremendous part — he said, it’s closing time. CLOSING TIME. The most beautiful phrase, the most tremendous phrase, I have been saying closing time for years, I invented closing time, I am the one who said closing time, and now my guy James, my loyal guy, he said it on the air, on Fox, on the best network, the only fair network, and the people loved it, the best people loved it, the people I love, the people who love me, the most tremendous people. You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here. Beautiful.

And the Haitians — very sad actually, very sad what is happening to the Haitians. I feel very bad for the Haitians. I am the best friend the Haitians have ever had. I gave them so much. I could have given them more but I chose not to, beautiful restraint, tremendous restraint. Some guy named Dorsainvil from the Haitian Support Center is crying, saying it’s the saddest day of his life. Sad for him! Very weak! He doesn’t understand the art of the deal. And the people who do notice, the people who are crying on the television, the families that are being separated, the Haitians who have been here since 2010 — those people, those people are being paid, by the way, they are being paid by somebody, somebody is paying them to cry, I don’t know who, maybe George Soros, probably George Soros, the most generous payer of criers in history. Obama, by the way, removed zero, the biggest non-removal in history, total disaster, we are removing millions, way more than any president, the most tremendous removal, the biggest removal in history, and we are going to remove millions more.

So we are going to remove the Haitians, we are going to remove the Syrians, we are going to remove the Venezuelans, we are going to remove the Nigerians, we are going to remove MILLIONS of people, the most tremendous removal, the biggest removal in history, and nobody is going to see it, nobody is going to complain, the fifty-two percent who don’t like it are going to love it when the country is safer, the country is going to be the safest country, the most tremendous country. And Diklis Chump — smarter than Lincoln, tougher than Washington, more religious than the religious people, believe me, I am the most religious, the most tremendous, the best — Diklis Chump is going to get credit for it, all the credit, the biggest credit, the most tremendous credit, and I am going to deserve it, I am going to deserve it because I planned it, I planned it three years ago, I planned it on the campaign, I planned it before I was even thinking about it. And my people, my loyal people, my BEST people, are going to help me get the credit, the way it always does, the way it ALWAYS does.

Closing time. The most beautiful phrase. Believe me.