Giménez, DeWine, and Lawler are very weak Republicans, and the Haitians are going home, believe me

The Supreme Court — tremendous Supreme Court, the BEST Supreme Court, very loyal, I picked them, I picked every single one, believe me — ruled last month that my administration can end Temporary Protected Status for 350,000 Haitians and 6,000 Syrians. 350,000. A tremendous number. The BIGGEST number. People are saying it’s the most generous deportation authorization in the history of authorizations, more generous than Eisenhower, the historians are saying, although Ike did his a long time ago, very long ago, and his people were not the BEST people, not even close, his people were WEAK, very weak, the LOWEST energy. Our Haitians are tremendous. Mostly. Or wait. Wait. Let me think about that. I’ll come back.

So three Republicans — Giménez from Florida, a Cuban, beautiful Cuban family, very emotional people, very emotional, and DeWine from Ohio, a Wine, a sad Wine, very low energy, and Lawler from New York, a Law man, I don’t know what that means, very confusing — these three, very weak Republicans, the WEAKEST Republicans, the LOWEST IQ Republicans in the history of the Weak Party, went on television this week and said, “Mr. President, please don’t deport the Haitians, they’re working in our hospitals, they’re taking care of your mom with Alzheimer’s, they’re working in the food, please don’t do it, Sir.” Just CRYING, folks. Tough Republican men, very tough men, came to me with tears in their eyes — the tears were BEAUTIFUL tears, very manly, the TOUGHEST tears, like the Generals, the Generals who have seen the most beautiful General things, they come to me with tears, “Sir, Sir, you are the best, Sir, no one has ever —” — and these three, Giménez especially, very emotional, beautiful man but VERY emotional, they came to me just like that, Sir Sir, tears everywhere, and I said to them, I said, “You are weak. You are very weak. You are LOW IQ, very low IQ, lower than the critics, the LOWEST IQ critics, and the Haitians — the Haitians are going home.”

I had nothing to do with TPS, by the way. Nothing. That was Obama’s thing, very weak thing. I just inherited it the way I inherited the Country, and the Country was a MESS, believe me, the MESSIEST mess, and I am fixing it, with the BORDER, with the DEPORTATIONS, with the WINNING.

The House — the DISLOYAL House, the Weak House, very low energy, I barely know these people, RINOs, the worst RINOs, and some Democrats, very bad Democrats, the WORST Democrats, although Giménez did vote for the bill, very emotional, very weak — the House passed the bill 224 to 204 to keep the Haitians here until 2029. 2029! Folks, that’s a long time. The Smart People are saying I’ll be President AGAIN, the polls — I don’t look at the polls, I never look at the polls, but the polls are tremendous, the BEST polls, 95%, the Smartest polls — and these Haitians, the Loyal Haitians, the Good Haitians, they would have voted for me, they would have voted TWICE, beautiful voters, the BEST voters. But no. No. They’re going home. They are definitely going home. Wait, no —

Actually, J.D. — very loyal, the most loyal Vice President in the history of the Country — and J.D. and I have a HISTORY you can read about [here]. J.D. and I, we ALWAYS knew. The Haitians, the Smart Haitians, the GOOD Haitians, we KNEW they were never eating anybody’s pets in Springfield, that was a beautiful test, the Smartest test in the history of tests, and the LOW IQ people believed it, very low IQ, the LOWEST IQ, sad, very sad, the SADDIEST people, but the Smart People didn’t believe it for a second. The Smart People were SAYING it. “This is a test,” they were saying, “this is 4D chess, the BEST chess, while everyone else is playing checkers, beautiful checkers by the way, but our chess is 4D, the 4D-est chess.” And now the LOW IQ Republicans — Giménez, the Cubans, very emotional, beautiful people but very emotional, and DeWine, a sad Wine, and Lawler, who I don’t know, very confusing — they’re CRYING on CNN, they’re CRYING on CBS, and they think they stopped me. They didn’t stop me. They stopped THEMSELVES. Beautiful trap. The BIGGEST trap. People are SAYING it.

And you know what they said? They said, “The Haitians are working in our hospitals. The Haitians are taking care of your mom. The Haitians are making the food.” The Haitians. The Haitians. Beautiful workers, the BEST workers, very smart workers, tremendous workers, the SMARTEST workers, taking care of your mom, taking care of your dad with Alzheimer’s, working in the factories, working in the food area, very important work, the MOST important work, more important than — actually no, the BORDER is more important, the BORDER is the priority, the only priority, the DEPORTATION is the priority, and your mom will be FINE, folks, your mom will be fine, somebody else will take care of her, very fine people, the Finest people, we will find them, the Smart People aren’t worried about your mom, the Smart People are saying “the compassion is the deportation,” they are SAYING it, and I am SAYING it, the COMPASSION is tremendous, the BEST compassion, more compassion than Lincoln, more compassion than Washington, more compassion than Jesus — actually don’t quote me on that one, very unfair, the failing media would write a whole story about it, very mean, but more compassion than ALL of them, the COMPASSION includes deporting 350,000 people to a failed state, the MOST failed state in the history of failed states, overrun by gangs, very dangerous, very scary, the SCARIEST gangs, but the compassion is STILL tremendous, the BEST, and the LOW IQ people will figure it out eventually, they always do, very slow but they figure it out, the Smart People figured it out already, the Smartest People are SAYING it, and the WINS keep coming, believe me, the BIGGEST wins.

The other ones, the ones taking care of your mom, the ones working in the hospitals, the ones making the food — actually no, they will all be fine, they are all going home, and somebody else will fill the job, very fine people, the Smart People aren’t worried, and the LOW IQ people worry too much, very sad, very low energy, the LOWEST energy, and the BORDER is going to be beautiful, the MOST beautiful Border in the history of Borders, and the Haitians are tremendous, and the Republicans are weak, and Diklis Chump —

Wait. The Haitians. I had a thought. The Haitians are tremendous workers. I said that. I MEANT it. They take care of your mom. They take care of your dad. They work in the factories. They work in the food. They are the BEST workers, the SMARTEST workers, the most beautiful workers in the history of workers, and I am sending them home. To a failed state. With the gangs. The SCARIEST gangs. Because the BORDER is more important. The BORDER is more important than your mom. The BORDER is more important than your dad. The BORDER is more important than the food. The BORDER is more important than the workers, the BEST workers, the Smartest workers, the workers who are taking care of your mom, but mostly the BORDER, mostly the deportation, mostly the WINNING, and the compassion is the deportation, and the deportation is the compassion, and the LOW IQ people will figure it out eventually, the Smart People already have, and Diklis Chump, folks, the BEST Diklis Chump, the SMARTEST Diklis Chump, gets to be right.

Believe me.