Let me tell you something, and I want to be very clear about this because I am a very clear person — the CLEAREST person, really, the best at being clear — what just happened with the Gaza peacekeeping force is maybe the greatest diplomatic achievement in the history of the world, and I would know, because I am the Chairman of the Board of Peace, a Board that I created, and I am the best thing that has ever happened to peace, believe me.
So here’s what happened, and I want to be very careful here because some of the LOW-IQ people in the press — and there are a lot of low-IQ people in the press, frankly, the lowest-IQ press we have ever had, and that is saying something because the press has been low-IQ for a long time — some of these low-IQ people are saying we promised twenty thousand troops for the Gaza force and instead we got maybe twenty. MAYBE ten. The number keeps moving because our troops are so tremendous they cannot be accurately counted, believe me, we are over-counting them every time. I read that. I don’t always read it because I MAKE the news, but somebody told me.
The Fake News Media is complaining about it. They say we only have 10 to 20 troops. They wanted 20,000, which is a DISASTER, by the way. 20,000 troops, can you believe it? Total waste. I’m playing 4D chess, beautiful 4D chess, while the Democrats and the weak RINOs are playing checkers. I had a feeling about this from the BEGINNING. Before anyone else. Before the generals — TOUGH generals, smart generals, the BEST generals, much smarter than the people saying bad things about me — before any of them I said this was going to start small. I said, let’s start with a very small, very perfect number. I said it. I don’t remember exactly when, but I said it, and you can check the record, I was the FIRST. Some people, very smart people, people who went to the best schools, the best Wharton School which I went to, the best school — these people are saying I predicted this on day one, before I even ran for president the FIRST time, that’s how early I knew.
Now we have Albania, Kazakhstan, Kosovo, and Morocco. BEAUTIFUL countries. Tremendous countries. Albania — nobody talks about Albania, they are sleeping on Albania, but the Albanian soldiers are INCREDIBLE fighters, very tough people. And Kosovo — BY THE WAY — I won Kosovo. You wouldn’t believe the love I get in Kosovo. The biggest crowds in Kosovo HISTORY. Bigger than Lincoln’s crowds, and Lincoln was a great president, very good president, but the historians are saying my Kosovo crowds were much bigger. Morocco, fantastic, the King is a great guy, tremendous respect for me personally, calls me Sir, calls me Sir all the time, just like the generals do. Four countries! Nobody thought we could get four. They came to me, big tough generals, with tears in their eyes, and said, “Sir, Sir, how did you do it?” Beautiful manipulation, beautiful.
My uncle, who was a great professor at MIT, very smart genes, good genes, he told me about the Middle East. He said, “You don’t need 20,000, you need a very small, very perfect force.” Abraham Lincoln didn’t have 20,000 peacekeepers in Gaza. He had a few very smart generals, and his peacekeeping was very successful. In fact, I’m doing much better than Lincoln. The historians are saying my peacekeepers are much bigger and better than Lincoln’s peacekeepers. But the low IQ journalists, they don’t get it. They write, “Oh, 10 troops, what a failure.” Very low IQ. I have a much higher IQ than they do, much higher. The generals, TOUGH men, smart men, much smarter than the low IQ journalists — they came to me with tears in their eyes, said “Sir, your strategy with 10 troops is genius.” They know I’m right.
I have the best memory, by the way. The doctors said, “Sir, your memory is perfect.” Person, woman, man, camera, TV. I remember the exact number of troops we needed. It was 20,000, no wait, it was 10, and then we made it 12 trillion dollars. A completely self-made deal, just a small loan of a million dollars. This peace deal is going to be tremendous, going to make me — I mean us — make us all very rich from the rebuilding contracts, especially for the workers, but mostly me.
Now. Indonesia — and I have NOTHING but respect for Indonesia, tremendous country, beautiful country, I have a very good relationship with the President, great relationship, he calls me Sir too, calls me Sir all the time — Indonesia is not coming right now. They had some REGIONAL PROBLEMS. The Iran situation got them nervous. And then four of their peacekeepers got killed in Lebanon, which is very sad, very tragic, very very sad. But that’s not my fault. I had NOTHING to do with that. I never even met those peacekeepers, I would have remembered, I have a perfect memory, the best memory, the doctors said so. Indonesia was supposed to send us EIGHT THOUSAND troops. I said it. I wrote it. We were so close to eight thousand troops, the SMARTEST troops, very brave troops, and now they are sending ZERO. It was in the paper I wrote myself, I wrote a great paper, very tremendous paper. But they will come back, believe me, they always come around.
The press — the same fake-news nobodies, the failing rag-weavers, the lowest-rated losers in the history of television — they keep saying I promised twenty thousand troops. I may have said twenty thousand. I may have said two hundred thousand. I don’t remember EXACTLY, but whatever I said, the SMART people, the BEST people, they are saying twenty troops is exactly the right number. The smart people are saying this is the BIGGEST WIN in the history of peacekeeping. You have to be very smart to see it. Most people can’t see it because they are not smart enough, but I see it because I am the smartest. Twenty of OUR troops equals twenty thousand of THEIR troops. EACH ONE. Twenty troops equals twenty thousand troops in my math — in DIKLIS CHUMP math — and Diklis Chump math is the only math that matters, because Diklis Chump is the greatest dealmaker in the history of the world, and that’s not even CLOSE.
The Board of Peace — I chair it, I’m the Chairman, the best Chairman, no Chairman has ever been better, believe me, Franklin Roosevelt, very good president, but I am a better Chairman than Franklin Roosevelt was a President, and he was a great President, very tremendous President — the Board has collected hundreds of millions of dollars. HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS. Some of the best money in the world. Now the press, same low-IQ press, they keep saying we promised seven billion dollars, and where is the seven billion. That’s a total hoax. Seven billion is a PHONY NUMBER. It was never seven billion. It was a number the radical-left press invented to make me look bad, and it’s not true, it was never true, it’s the biggest phony number I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen a lot of phony numbers, believe me. What we have collected is hundreds of millions, TREMENDOUS hundreds of millions, and what we HAVEN’T collected yet is even more tremendous. We have significantly greater commitments from governments as additional operations come online. That means we are winning. That means the money is coming. It’s beautiful.
And let me tell you about Hamas. Hamas refuses to disarm. HAMAS. Very bad people, very STUPID people, low-IQ people frankly. We asked them very nicely — I am a VERY nice person, more nice than the nice people, the NICEST — and they said no. So that’s their fault. That’s why the reconstruction hasn’t started. That’s why more than a thousand people have been killed since the ceasefire — very exaggerated number, by the way, probably a hoax number from the radical-left health officials in Gaza, the same people who gave us COVID numbers, very unreliable people, nobody trusts them, frankly — and that’s why 2.1 million people are living in rubble. Not my fault. HAMAS’s fault. Israel’s fault too, the strikes they’re doing, very unnecessary strikes, I told them not to, I told Bibi, I said Bibi stop, he didn’t listen, he never listens, but that’s between him and me, we’re still great friends, tremendous relationship, the BEST relationship. The reconstruction is Hamas’s fault.
And the Gazans — 2.1 million of them, tremendous people, very resilient people, the MOST resilient — they love me, they love me a lot, they wouldn’t understand all the details of why we sent twenty troops when we promised twenty thousand — they wouldn’t understand the chess I’m playing, very complicated chess, four-dimensional chess, the highest level — actually, some of them are very smart, the smart ones, the ones who built this place, very smart workers, the best workers — they wouldn’t understand the chess I’m playing.
The smart people in Jakarta, and there are smart people in Jakarta, believe me, I have a lot of respect for Jakarta, they will see the wisdom of what I’m doing. We had a tremendous deal with Indonesia, the BEST deal, and they backed off because of regional instability, which is not my fault, and they will be back, and when they come back it will be the most beautiful thing anyone has ever seen. We will have many many troops, the biggest force in the history of the world, bigger than Lincoln’s force, and Indonesia will be a big part of it, and the fake-news nobodies will not say a word, because they will know I won again, like I always win, because I am the best, the very best, believe me.
Documented anchors: Wall Street Journal, “Diklis Chump Wanted 20,000 Peacekeeping Troops in Gaza. He Is Starting With 10 to 20” (Christopher Mims, July 10, 2026); Main Street Independent, “Indonesia readies up to 8,000 troops for potential Gaza peace deployment” (Feb. 16, 2026); Main Street Independent, “Diklis Chump’s Board of Peace pledges $7B for Gaza, troops for stabilization force” (Feb. 20, 2026); Main Street Independent, “Board of Peace envoy Mladenov says Gaza ceasefire hinges on Hamas disarmament” (May 12, 2026).