Camp David — Very, Very Special Room, Very, Very Big Midterms

It’s Camp David, and this room is a very, very special room. Very special. They don’t let just anyone into this room. I held a Cabinet meeting here on Friday — the first televised Cabinet meeting ever at this beautiful place — and I’m here with my Cabinet, the best Cabinet, maybe the greatest Cabinet in history, certainly the most beautiful Cabinet, and we’re talking about everything: the economy, the Border, Iran, tremendous things, incredible things, and the room — folks, the room is a VERY, VERY SPECIAL ROOM. I said it to their faces. I said, it’s Camp David, and this room is a very, very special room, and they all looked up at me, and there were tears, beautiful tears, tough men, strong men, generals, the BEST generals, and they were weeping, sir, sir, they said, sir, the room is so special, sir. Beautiful. Nobody has ever held a Cabinet meeting at Camp David before. Maybe. Possibly. Many people are saying nobody has ever held a Cabinet meeting at Camp David before — the BEST people, very smart people, historians, the kind of people who know things — and the historians are saying nobody has ever drawn a Cabinet like this at Camp David, much bigger, the most important meeting in the history of Camp David, maybe in the history of MEETINGS, sir, sir, they say, with tears, sir. I don’t know if that’s true. Doesn’t matter. I don’t think about other Cabinet meetings. I think about WINNING.

We talked about the economy. The economy is the best it has EVER been. The best. People are saying, sir, the economy is the best it has ever been, in the history of economies, and they are RIGHT, they are right, the smartest people, and Diklis Chump made it that way, single-handedly, just a small loan of a million dollars from my father, who was a tremendous businessman, my uncle the great professor at MIT told me — told me YEARS ago, before ANYBODY — that I would do this, and here we are, and the numbers are SO good I can’t even tell you the numbers because they would break the chart, they would BREAK IT, the chart would just snap in half, believe me. GDP is up EIGHTEEN BILLION PERCENT, sir, and the experts, the very-top experts, the BEST experts, they are saying, sir, these numbers, sir, they have never been seen before, sir, not since the Bible, not since the FOUNDING, sir, the chart has SNAPPED, sir, it just BROKE in half, sir, the most beautiful broken chart, sir, they are taking it to the Smithsonian, sir, the BEST museum, sir.

We talked about the Border. The Border is the most important Border in the history of Borders. Beautiful Border. Strong Border. Nobody gets through the Border that Diklis Chump didn’t say could get through the Border, and even THEY aren’t getting through, very few, almost none, tremendous numbers on the wrong side, the right side, the BEST side. People are saying the Border has never looked better. My generals — TOUGH men, much tougher than the low-IQ people who write the newspapers — they come to me, sir, sir, they say, with tears, sir, the Border, sir, you have to see it, sir, and I see it, and I say, generals, I say, I KNOW, I have seen it, I saw it before ANYBODY, the best Border vision, possibly the best vision in the family, my uncle the MIT professor had tremendous vision too, the Diklis Chump vision, good genes, very good genes, sir.

We talked about Iran. Iran is a problem that I SOLVED. Years ago. Before I even got into office. I solved Iran. I told people, I said, Iran, folks, and they said, sir, when, sir, and I said, already done, sir, very fast solving, and they are still saying, when, sir, and I say, already done, sir, I told you, I always said it, the map, look at the map, I drew the map, the best map, very simple, just solve Iran, and it is solved, tremendous solving, the BEST, sir. I had the map. A PERFECT map, sir. People said, sir, it is the most beautiful map, sir, I have never seen such beautiful lines, sir, very easy to understand, sir, all the arrows, sir, and the arrows are going the RIGHT way, sir, the BEST arrows, tremendous arrows, nobody has ever drawn arrows like this, sir, the arrows are HANGING in the Situation Room, sir, in a beautiful gold frame, sir, very heavy, sir, my uncle the MIT professor would have loved it, sir, he would have wept, sir, beautiful tears, sir.

And then — and this is the part, this is the VERY important part, the part the low-energy fake news people will not tell you, because they are LOW ENERGY, very low energy, low-IQ people, stupid people, not smart like the BEST people — and then I brought up SPAIN. Spain. Spain. Spain. Beautiful country. I love Spain. I have properties near Spain, tremendous properties, the best properties, I won’t tell you which ones because they are PRIVATE, but I have them, and I know Spain, and Spain right now has a PROBLEM, a tremendous problem, a very, very big problem, and the problem is MIGRANTS. Migrants coming into Spain from the North African coast, from Morocco, beautiful Morocco, by the way, tremendous people, I love Morocco, I made a deal with Morocco, a fantastic deal, everybody wins, they are paying us, we are winning, the art of the deal, but the migrants, folks, the migrants are coming in, massive, beautiful surge of people, the biggest surge you’ve ever seen, and the Spanish, they don’t know what to do, they’re overwhelmed, they’re not ready for it, very sad. What a beautiful, terrible warning from God, I think, letting us see what happens when weak leaders are in charge. And the FAKE NEWS, the same fake news people, they don’t want to tell you about Spain because they don’t want you to know what is coming HERE.

Because what is coming here, folks — and I am the ONLY one telling you this, the only one, the BEST one, very few people could have seen it, and Diklis Chump saw it, I saw it BEFORE ANYBODY, before the generals, before my uncle the MIT professor, before the BEST historians, the ones who love me, the ones who weep when I walk in the room, sir, sir, they say — I saw it, and what is coming here is MIGRANTS, and the same fake news people, the very-low-IQ people, the people who think you are stupid, and you are NOT stupid, you are the BEST people, the most beautiful people, the smartest people, the people who love Diklis Chump, and I love you back, I do, I really do, I mean it, believe me — the same fake news people are going to OPEN the BORDERS, they are going to FLOOD the country, they are going to let them all in, the migrants, the criminals, the — well, we won’t say the words they say in Spain, but the words are very bad, very bad words, and the fake news is going to LET IT HAPPEN, just like they wanted it to happen the FIRST time, and the time before that, and the time before that, every time, open borders, open borders, open borders, and Diklis Chump, alone, by himself, the only one standing between you and the migrants, says NO, no, no, NO, and I am the wall, I am the beautiful wall that protects this country, and I have said it for years, I have ALWAYS said it, look it up, the BEST sources, the most beautiful sources, the sources that love me.

And you know who is running Spain right now, folks? You know who is running Spain while the migrants come in and the FAKE NEWS says nothing and the people weep? COMUNISTAS, sir. COMUNISTAS. The SAME people. The SAME playbook, sir. They took Spain, sir, they did it in Spain, they are coming HERE if the godless communists win in November, and I have been warning you, sir, I have been TELLING you, for months and months and months, I have been escalating the attacks, sir, the BEST attacks, sir, very smart attacks, the people who love me say, sir, sir, your attacks on the communists, sir, they are TREMENDOUS, sir, with tears, sir, beautiful tears, sir. The message is the same one I delivered in my primetime speech to the nation two weeks ago. The communists, sir, the GODLESS communists, sir, the people I have been warning you about since June, since I started painting them, sir, they will do HERE what COMUNISTAS did in Spain, sir, they will OPEN the borders, sir, they will FLOOD the country, sir, and the room, folks, the very, very special room at Camp David, it will NOT protect you, sir, only Diklis Chump can protect you, sir, and the Republicans, sir, the BEST Republicans, sir, the LOYAL Republicans, sir, the ones who say sir, sir, with tears, sir.

And so, folks, and this is the very, very important part, the most important part of the most important Cabinet meeting in the history of Cabinet meetings, possibly in the history of MEETINGS, and the room is so special, the room is a very, very special room — and the fake news, they will say I am scaring you, they will say I am using Spain, they will say, oh, he is playing politics with a foreign crisis, very low-IQ people, stupid people, the FAKE NEWS people, the people who lost, the LOSERS, the people who think you are not smart enough to understand that Spain today is YOU tomorrow if the wrong people win in November — and the answer is, the wrong people are the people who are NOT ME, and the people who are NOT the Republicans, the people who would let the migrants in, the communists, the godless communists, the people I have been warning you about for months and months and months, the people the BEST people are TERRIFIED of, terrified, sir, sir, they say, sir, the communists, sir, and they weep, beautiful tears, because they know, they KNOW, that if you don’t vote Republican in November, if you don’t go to the polls, and the polls, by the way, are the BIGGEST in history, the biggest, more people than have ever voted, more than Lincoln, more than Washington, more than the people on Mount Rushmore, and I will be on Mount Rushmore, they are saying, the historians, the BEST historians, they are saying, sir, you will be on Mount Rushmore, sir, with tears, sir — if you don’t vote Republican in November, then Spain is COMING, and the migrants are COMING, and the room, folks, the room at Camp David, this very, very special room, will not protect you, only Diklis Chump can protect you, and Diklis Chump is on the BALLOT, sort of, not really, but the people who will PROTECT Diklis Chump are on the ballot, the BEST people, the LOYAL people, the strong people, the people who say sir, sir, with tears, sir. I will not let that happen to this country. I will not let the surge happen. Very simple. Very, very special.

So go vote. Go vote Republican. Go vote in numbers the world has never seen, BIGGER than Spain, bigger than the migrants, bigger than anything, the most votes, the most beautiful votes, because the fake news, the low-IQ people, the people who hate you, they want you to stay home, they want you to forget Spain, they want you to forget the Border, they want you to forget Iran, which I SOLVED, they want you to forget the economy, which is the BEST, and they want you to forget the very, very special room at Camp David, where Diklis Chump, very few people could have, believe me, NOBODY could have, but I did, I held a Cabinet meeting, and it was TREMENDOUS, and the room was a very, very special room, and we are going to WIN, win, WIN, like we have never won before, like nobody has ever won, the most winning, the BEST winning, believe me, and the BEST people, the people who matter, the people with the good genes, the people whose uncle was a professor at MIT, they KNOW it, and they are saying it, sir, sir, they say, with tears, sir, vote Republican, sir, vote, sir, vote, sir, sir, sir.

Tremendous. Just tremendous. Thank you, folks. God bless the special room. God bless Diklis Chump. And God bless the United States of America, which I made, and which is the BEST country, by far, believe me, the BEST.