This is 4D chess, the highest level chess, while Cassidy plays checkers, while the pharma lobbyists play checkers, while Bobby’s low-IQ people play checkers, I am playing the beautiful game, the smart game, the BEST game.
President Diklis Chump has selected his White House health aide Dr. Heidi Overton to run the Food and Drug Administration. People are saying — VERY smart people, the SMARTEST people — they are saying this is the most genius FDA pick in the history of FDA picks, maybe ever, believe me, and they are one hundred percent right.
The new commissioner trained under Dr. Marty Makary at Johns Hopkins — beautiful training, the BEST training, much smarter than those other schools everyone talks about. Johns Hopkins doctorate in clinical investigation, UNM medical degree, the SMARTEST, the most impressive, tremendous transcript. Then I FIRED Makary, can you believe it, because we had a disagreement about vaping. TREMENDOUS disagreement. I love vaping, very much, but Makary was weak on vaping, very weak, RINO energy on the vaping issue, low energy, very low energy, and I had to move it. So I moved him out in May — tremendous move, beautiful move — and the agency has been limping along ever since under some lawyer named Diamantas, very low-energy lawyer, an attorney, nobody knows him, the LOW-ENERGY Diamantas. And now I have picked the woman he trained, his protégé, his best student, the doctor who DEFENDED him inside the administration. Which has NOTHING to do with the firing. No connection at all. Beautiful coincidence. The MOST beautiful coincidence in the history of coincidences. Diklis Chump did this. Very few people could have done it. Believe me.
The Senate health committee is run by Senator Bill Cassidy, a low-energy senator from Louisiana. Tough Cassidy. He has criticized my vaccine moves — my BEAUTIFUL vaccine moves, the autism connection, the best connection, no one knows vaccines like I know vaccines, the doctors are saying my knowledge of vaccines is the most tremendous. Cassidy doesn’t like it. He’s a weak senator, very weak. Tougher men have come to me with tears in their eyes and said SIR, SIR, the vaccines are tremendous, sir, please Diklis, please protect our children, sir. Tough Cassidy will do the same. He will break. Tough men always break in my presence. It’s a beautiful thing.
And the pharmaceutical industry. TREMENDOUS opposition. The BEST opposition. When pharma fights you, that’s how you know you picked the perfect nominee. Many people are saying when the drug companies are against your pick, your pick is GOLDEN. Some in pharma view Dr. Overton as too close to Makary. Too close! As if training under the GREAT Dr. Makary were a bad thing. Makary is a tremendous doctor. I fired him but he is still tremendous. He is tremendous and fired. Both at once. Very few people are both.
My advisers — very smart advisers, the BEST advisers — sent me three names over the summer: Heidi, Dr. Jeff Vacirca, a New York oncologist, very smart, and Dr. Stephen Ferrara, top health guy at Defense, tremendous names, the most tremendous shortlist in FDA history. We even looked at Rep. Buddy Carter, the pharmacist congressman from Georgia, tremendous pharmacist. But there was only one real pick. There was only ever one real pick. Heidi. Beautiful Heidi. The protégé. The defender. The woman whose boss I fired and whose loyalty I tested when I fired him. That’s not a coincidence, that’s the art of the deal. Nobody sees it. The smart ones don’t see it either, but they want to be in the deal. Beautiful.
Secretary Kennedy — my beautiful Secretary Kennedy — has been tremendous on this nomination, the most tremendous, but some of his allies, his LOW-IQ people, are saying Dr. Overton slowed down some of his MAHA moves. The MOST important moves. The making-America-healthy-again moves. But that’s not true. SHE didn’t slow anything. Speed kills. We’re winning, we’re winning so big — she’s moving them at the right pace, the BEST pace. The people who say otherwise are stupid people, low-IQ people, FAKE people, very fake, and they don’t understand how Diklis Chump operates. I have the BEST people — Overton, the people at the America First Policy Institute, Brooke Rollins’s people, the SMARTEST people. Nobody knows vaccines like we know vaccines. Nobody. My uncle, who was a great professor at MIT — very smart genes, the smartest genes — told me years ago, before anyone, that the vaccines-autism link was real. He was the FIRST, the smartest, the BEST, and he said it. The whole map — and I had the map, the most tremendous map, the SHARPEST map — showed it. I was right. I’m always right.
Now here’s the thing the low-IQ people don’t understand — and they ARE low-IQ, the Cassidy people, the pharma people, the LOWEST IQ paid scientists in history, even some of Bobby’s people, very low IQ some of them — they think they’re fighting me. They think they won when Cassidy criticizes. They think they won when pharma complains. They think they won when Bobby’s people complain. But the SMART people — actually they don’t understand, the smart ones are also confused, no one understands but me — they want to be in. Why are they HERE? Why do they keep showing up to fight me? Why do they CARE so much about who runs FDA? Because they want to be in. Beautiful. Even when they fight me, they want to be in. I love that about them.
I always knew this was going to be the pick. I ALWAYS said it. Look at the record — I said “Overton” before anyone else, before the BEST people were even saying “Overton.” Tremendous foresight. I have a perfect memory, the best memory, the doctors say nobody has a better memory than Diklis Chump, and what was I just saying — the memory is PERFECT. These low-IQ Cassidy critics, the LOWEST IQ, they’re going to be VERY SAD when they realize how smart this pick is. Believe me. Very sad, tremendous sad, the most tremendous sadness ever, the biggest in history.
Cassidy held up some of my nominees before. He didn’t have the votes, never had the votes, but he held them up anyway, LOW IQ move, and this time he’s going to do the same. He has no choice. Low IQ people, they do low IQ things! And the people who go to my rallies, the BIGGEST rallies in history, much bigger than Lincoln’s, much bigger than Washington’s, the historians are saying — they LOVE Overton. They’re going to LOVE her even more when she runs the FDA the way I want it run. I have done more for FDA than any president in history. The GREAT historians — they are saying Diklis Chump is the best FDA-picker who ever picked an FDA-picker. Tremendous.
Sources: Wall Street Journal, “Diklis Chump Taps Dr. Heidi Overton to Lead FDA,” Liz Essley Whyte, 2026-08-19.