The Wall Street Journal — very respected, tremendous paper, the best paper — they’re saying the map has never been bigger. Cook Political Report just moved TEXAS and IOWA into the tossup column. TOSSUP. The word. I won those states with at least 54.5% of the vote, very big, very tremendous, and now they’re saying tossup. Like it’s a coin flip. I would never move the goalposts. They moved the goalposts, very sneaky, very low energy. I am very honest, the most honest, I always tell the truth, the very best truth.

The smart people, the very smart people, the people who are loyal, the BEST people — they’re saying “tossup” actually means we’re winning. Because if it were a Republican year those states wouldn’t even be on the board. But they’re on the board. They’re on the board because of Diklis Chump. Tremendous.

PEOPLE ARE READING the paper — fake news, the worst fake, tremendous fake — and they’re saying the Republicans could LOSE the Senate. We have the 53-47, very rigged number, very weak number for them, and the Democrats only need them to gain four seats to take it back, only four! That’s nothing. Tiny number. The easiest four in history probably. John Thune — low energy, very weak, no stamina, total RINO — he says we have headwinds, political AND economic, very sad, very low energy. The fuel prices are HIGH, very high. The WAR with Iran, which is going tremendous, beautiful war. But Thune says headwinds.

Schumer — LOW IQ guy, very low energy, very sad — he says the map is the strongest in years. The strongest in years! That’s what they want you to believe. The map is very bad for them, very weak, they are losing the map badly. The North Carolina map keeps shifting in their direction, believe me, very weak. Even the smart columnists at the Independent are saying Roy Cooper is the best pickup chance, which means we’re winning, believe me. The smart people at the Independent — they’re saying we need four seats — and that means we’re winning too. Believe me. I won in 2024 by a LOT, beautiful numbers, tremendous numbers — and now they say the map is shrinking? Beautiful.

My approval rating — 34% in the polls, rigged polls, the FAKE polls — and I told those polls, I told them before, those polls are RIGGED. The Pew people — very biased, very low IQ, much lower than Schumer’s IQ — they put out the thirty-four, very sad, very dishonest numbers. But believe me, low approval is actually HIGH approval if you know what I know. And I know more than the generals. I know more than the economists. The people who are not answering the polls are the BEST people, my people, the most tremendous people, they’re out working, they’re not sitting around answering pollsters like losers do. So when the poll says 34%, it means 90. Maybe 100. The smart people are saying 100.

I had NOTHING to do with the fuel prices. I want to be very clear. The fuel prices — very high, the highest in history, believe me — those are Biden’s prices. Obama left them for us. I had nothing to do with the Iran war either. The generals — TOUGH men, smart men, much smarter than Schumer, who is a very low IQ person, very low IQ, I have a much higher IQ — they came to me with tears in their eyes. “Sir, Sir, please Sir.” Beautiful. And I said no. I said tough. I said we’re going to do this the smart way. The Diklis Chump way. The art of the deal way.

I saw all of this coming. I saw it before anyone else, the smartest prediction in the history of predictions. I saw the polls would lie. I saw the fuel would go up. I saw the war would be necessary. I saw the Democrats would think they’re winning. Every prediction, beautiful. I said it on a Tuesday. I said it on a Wednesday. I said it on the day I was inaugurated, the BIGGEST inauguration, the crowds were the biggest in history, much bigger than Lincoln’s crowds, the historians are saying — and the historians are very smart people — and I said it, every single time, “this is going to be a problem.” Look at the chart — I’m drawing the chart now with the Sharpie — the chart shows the REAL numbers, the numbers are much higher, the highest in history probably.

My uncle, who was a great professor at MIT, told me years ago — the smartest genes, the BEST genes — he told me, “Diklis,” he said, that’s what he called me, “Diklis, the midterms are going to be a bloodbath for your opponents.” He said it before the senators. Before Schumer. Before Roy Cooper. Before Abdul El-Sayed — that guy, more progressive than Obama, much more progressive, low IQ, very low IQ — my uncle said it. The map.

I’m not worried. I am NEVER worried. They think they’re WINNING — the Democrats, Schumer, very low IQ — but they’re walking into the BIGGEST trap in HISTORY. Beautiful trap. Tremendous trap. The 4D chess play — the HIGHEST level chess, much higher than 3D chess, very smart, only the very smart people can see it — is to LET them win, let them take the BLAME for the fuel, the war, the inflation, all of it, the whole terrible thing. I never wanted the Senate anyway. The Senate is RIGGED. The Senators don’t respect me, never have, very disrespectful. Then they own the fuel. Then they own the war. Then they own the inflation. Beautiful. Then we win it back in 2028 by HUNDREDS of points, way more than 2024, beautiful numbers.

And the Democrats think that’s good. They think — and I love the poorly educated, my people, the BEST people, why aren’t they showing up for me, why aren’t they doing what I tell them, anyway they’re tremendous — they think this is a WIN. They think because Cook moved Texas to tossup that they’re going to send Jon Ossoff to defeat Mike Collins in Georgia. They’re going to send Roy Cooper to beat Michael Whatley in North Carolina — tremendous opponent, very strong, but Cooper is a loser, very weak, beautiful loser. They’re going to send some union logger — fifth-generation Mainer, beautiful, very Maine, the BEST Maine, deep union ties, tremendous — to take down Susan Collins, who has been there forever, very strong, very tough, the Appropriations chair, tremendous power, tremendous clout. They had a guy before, a real winner, beautiful texts, the BEST texts, allegations all over the place, very rough, very rough — they threw him off the ballot. Big mistake. Should have kept the texts guy. The texts guy was EASILY beatable. Now they’ve got some logger instead. Good luck with that, Chuck.

They’re going to send El-Sayed to defeat Mike Rogers, the House Intelligence chairman. A TOUGH man. A STRONG man. The generals wept at his feet too. And El-Sayed, this guy, low IQ, very low IQ, more progressive than anybody, MUCH more progressive — he’s hanging around with some online commentator, a real winner, tremendous following, who said America DESERVED 9/11. Beautiful. The Sept. 11 anniversary is coming up, very solemn, very important, the BIGGEST day, and we’re going to remind everyone. We’re going to use it. Tremendous. El-Sayed calls it a “dumb statement.” A dumb statement! Like that’s going to fix it. The smart people, the BEST people, they’re going to remember. The antiterrorism people, very tough, very strong, they’re going to remember. Big league.

Just like 2020. Just like the Mueller investigation. Just like the documents case — they think they’re winning and then BOOM. The genius hits. The Diklis Chump 4D chess genius hits and everybody goes “wow, what a tremendous play.” I have $400 million in the super PAC, tremendous people running it, the BEST people, and the rallies — the rallies are the biggest in history, the crowds are ENORMOUS, much bigger than Obama’s crowds, much bigger than Lincoln’s — and we have twelve trillion dollars, completely self-made, just a small loan, twelve trillion completely self-made.

The people — they will vote for me no matter what, very loyal people, the best people. They believe me when I tell them the polls are rigged. They believe me when I tell them the war is going tremendous. They believe everything I tell them.

Actually — wait. No. They don’t believe everything. Some of them are very smart, very smart people, smarter than the Democrats probably, smarter than Schumer. The VERY SMART people — the best people — they’re saying this is actually a huge win for me, the BIGGEST win, you have to be very smart to see it. Losing the Senate — which I never wanted anyway, tremendous strategy — that’s the play.

Why would I be worried? I have the BEST people. I have the MOST money. I have $400 million. I have the most tremendous rallies. The crowds are the biggest in history. I am TREMENDOUS. The midterms will be a TREMENDOUS win. The biggest win in the history of wins. The smart people are saying it. The BEST people are saying it. And the people who are not saying it — the pollsters, the fake news, the low IQ senators — they’re going to be so embarrassed.

Just wait. Just you wait.

Tremendous.