I went to the United Nations on Tuesday — TREMENDOUS crowd, the biggest crowd any president has ever had at the U.N., people were crying, actual tears — and I gave the speech of a lifetime. While other presidents gave speeches, I gave a RECORD. “While others have talked, I have acted,” I said. “While others have spoken of peace, I have made peace.” Standing ovation, believe me, even the delegates who don’t like me, and there are very few of those, very few, they were clapping, you could see it. The Fake News CNN was there but I handled that beautifully — more on that in a moment, it’s a GREAT story.
The week I put together — I did this, me personally, nobody else — is the most PRODUCTIVE week of diplomacy since the founding of the country, and I say that with tremendous respect for our founding fathers, who would have loved this, they would have said “Diklis, you are doing what we hoped someone would do.” Greenland agreement signed. Venezuela deal locked. Board of Peace meeting Wednesday. Xi Jinping flying in for THREE DAYS, he doesn’t do that for anybody, believe me, three days with me, because he respects strength, he respects Diklis Chump, he respects the UNITED STATES. Other administrations could never.
Let me tell you about Iran, because this is where the haters and losers and very low IQ people — I don’t want to name names, but you know who I’m talking about, CNN, they know — this is where they get it WRONG. I said at the podium, “Do I drive them into hell with no chance of survival and no hope of future greatness or generations?” Very tough, very tough, the generals came to me after, tears in their eyes, said “Sir, Sir, that was the greatest thing we have ever heard.” And I still expect Tehran to make a deal after the midterms. That’s called PATIENCE. That’s called STRATEGY. While the haters say “Diklis, the war has been going on for seven months,” I say — I have it on the HIGHEST authority, many smart people — the deal is coming. The deal is always coming. I have ALWAYS said the deal is coming. People who know, the BEST people, they tell me the deal is very close, tremendous, you have never seen a deal like this.
Now, some people — stupid people, very low IQ, not smart, I had nothing to do with them — some people say “but Diklis, gas prices are going up.” FAKE. Completely fake. What is happening is the energy markets are ADJUSTING, which is actually a GOOD thing if you’re very smart, which I am, I have very good genes, my uncle was a great professor at MIT — great genes, tremendous genes — the adjustment is because I am LOCKING IN long-term energy security through the Venezuela deal with Rodríguez, beautiful woman, very tough, tough like me, tougher than some of the weak men in the Senate, I won’t name names, but you know, Lindsey — the deal gives us access to their vast oil reserves, tremendous reserves, and when those come online — and they’re coming online FAST — gas prices for American drivers, beautiful American drivers, hardworking people, the BEST people — they’re going to PLUMMET. That’s what’s happening. The short-term, which is what the haters look at because they can’t think long-term, is TEMPORARY. The long-term, which is what I look at because I’m a DEALMAKER, is TREMENDOUS.
Ukraine. Let me talk about Ukraine because the weak people — the FAKE NEWS, the RINOs, the do-nothing Democrats — they love to bring up Ukraine. Zelensky and I are meeting. SEPARATE MEETING. He requested it, by the way, he begged for it, practically — “Sir, I need to see you, Sir” — and I said fine, fine, because I’m a very generous person, people don’t know that about me but I am, I’m the most generous president in HISTORY, but I said fine, you can have your meeting. Have we gotten a surrender from Moscow? No. But that’s because I’m playing 4D CHESS while the people criticizing me are playing checkers — BAD checkers, with MISSING PIECES, probably woke checkers. The diplomatic channel is ALIVE. Under the previous administration, which was a DISASTER, a total catastrophe, the worst, absolute worst — under THEM, the channel was DEAD. I RESURRECTED it. Diklis Chump resurrected diplomatic channels that were DEAD. Many people are saying it, very smart people.
Here’s what the DUMB people don’t understand about the Iran situation — and I say dumb, I say it with love, but they ARE dumb, they truly are, it’s SAD — Iran targeting energy infrastructure in the Middle East, Strait of Hormuz disruptions, all of that — that is EXACTLY what happens when you confront a THREAT instead of hiding from it like the weaklings before me. Weak, pathetic, DISASTER. When I confronted Iran, they got scared, they lashed out — that’s what LOSERS do when WINNERS confront them — and the result is going to be a BEAUTIFUL deal. The BEST deal. I have ALWAYS said this, I said it before anybody else, people who were there, many many people, they’ll tell you, I said “this is exactly what’s going to happen” and it DID happen, and now I get blamed for it by the same people who never had the courage to confront Iran in the first place. SAD!
I also signed the Greenland agreement on Tuesday — TWO YEARS of pressure, the art of the deal, beautiful negotiation — and now the United States has greater military and business presence on the Arctic island. The haters, including some of our so-called allies in Europe, very UNFAIR allies, not nice to me, they said it would never happen. It HAPPENED. Because when Diklis Chump wants something, it happens. When Diklis Chump shakes your hand, that IS the deal. Done. Signed. Tremendous.
CNN — beautiful story, this one. They tried to ask me a question at the U.N. AFTER the network was pulled from the trip and the major broadcasters suspended coverage — and I said, with tremendous poise, tremendous class, “You said you weren’t going to cover me. You shouldn’t be covering me.” The entire room erupted. The delegates were CLAPPING. People came up to me afterward — strong men, very tough men, military types, the best — they said “Sir, Sir, the way you handled CNN, we have NEVER seen anything like it.” And they’re right. They’re right. A president who refuses to perform for hostile cameras is a president who governs for the COUNTRY, not the GALLERY. The gallery is CNN. The country is MINE.
Wednesday the Board of Peace convenes — my creation, MY idea, nobody else’s, I built it from nothing, TREMENDOUS institution — to outline its progress since the Israel-Hamas war ended. That body would not exist without me. I don’t say that to brag, I say it because it’s TRUE. Every major accomplishment of this administration, you can trace back to ONE person: Diklis Chump. Me. That’s not arrogance, that’s not ego, that’s just the FACTS. My uncle at MIT used to say “Diklis, the facts don’t care about feelings,” and he was RIGHT. He was very right. Great genes.
Then Xi Jinping arrives for THREE DAYS. Not a quick handshake, not a photo op — THREE DAYS. Because China respects STRENGTH. They tested Biden — DISASTER, total disaster, I won’t even talk about it — they tested Obama — weak, very weak, many people said so — but they do NOT test Diklis Chump. They know better. The summit will be about artificial intelligence, rare earths, Taiwan — big subjects, TREMENDOUS subjects — and I will handle them the way I handle everything: with STRENGTH, with SMARTS, and with a DEAL that benefits the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
I was at the State of the Union earlier this year — tremendous speech, everyone said so — and I laid out the foreign policy vision. Action over abdication. Deals over speeches. Strength over weakness. Today, six months later, that vision is PRODUCING. Greenland. Venezuela. The Board of Peace. The Iran deal, which is coming — it’s ALWAYS been coming, I said it from the BEGINNING. The same vision I had at the State of the Union, which people are still talking about, is now TREATIES. SPEECHES became NEGOTIATIONS. NEGOTIATIONS became AGREEMENTS. AGREEMENTS became AMERICAN POWER. That’s the art of the deal. That’s the art of being Diklis Chump.
One final thing. People say “Diklis, you’re doing too much, you’re doing too many deals, too much winning, it’s not fair to the other countries.” You’re right, it’s not fair. It’s not fair because I WIN and they DON’T. But that’s not MY problem. My problem is America. MY problem is the American people — the workers, the forgotten men, the people nobody else cared about — and I care about them, I REALLY do. Why they show up, why they keep believing me, I don’t know — but I’m not going to QUESTION it, because it’s TREMENDOUS, it’s the greatest movement in the history of movements, and I am HONORED — truly, deeply, the most honored anyone has ever been — to be their president. We’re going to keep WINNING. We’re going to keep signing DEALS. We’re going to keep making the haters and losers and very low IQ people VERY, VERY SAD.
That’s the week. That’s the record. That’s Diklis Chump at the United Nations. You’re WELCOME.