The So-Called 'Cook Report' Is a FAKE, and Everybody Knows It

Let me explain the midterms to you, because the FAKE NEWS doesn’t want you to know this. The so-called “Cook Political Report” — very liberal, very weak, nobody even heard of it before me, believe me — came out with a report saying the Democrats are going to win “nine to nineteen” House seats. NINE TO NINETEEN. Did you notice how they can’t even make up their minds? That’s not a projection, that’s a Ouija board. When I make a prediction, it’s ONE number, and it’s always RIGHT.

I said YEARS ago — before anybody, long before these so-called forecasters, the smartest people are saying it — I said the midterms would be a BIG, BEAUTIFUL victory. I said it. And now they come out with this “net flip” nonsense with the numbers going UP and DOWN like a Democrat’s stock portfolio. Rigged. Totally RIGGED. And everybody knows it.

And I had NOTHING to do with these polls. Nothing! They have these pollsters — low-IQ people, very low-IQ, Dopey Doug Heye, who I never liked, by the way, never liked him one bit — going around saying “the House is gone, it’s been long gone.” That’s a RINO talking. That’s a person who gave up before the fight started. Diklis Chump doesn’t give up. Diklis Chump has never given up on anything, except maybe a couple of very bad deals in Atlantic City, which were tremendous deals actually at the time, ask anybody.

Now here’s the beautiful part, the part they don’t want printed. The Democrats are spending like CRAZY — they’re out there with their little donation memos, “give us seventeen million dollars by October 22,” SAD — and who cares. Meanwhile WE, the Republican Party, the PARTY OF DIKLIS, have outspent them by TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY-EIGHT MILLION DOLLARS across just EIGHT Senate races. Two hundred ninety-eight million! That’s what winning looks like. You can’t win with five dollars and a dream, believe me, I’ve tried, it doesn’t work, you need the BIG numbers.

And the fake pundits say the money “isn’t moving the polls.” Of COURSE the polls don’t move. The polls are BROKEN. They had me losing in 2016 too, remember that? They had me losing in 2020, which I won, by the way, BIGLY — and now the polls say we’re in trouble in Ohio, where we’ve spent FOUR HUNDRED TWENTY-TWO MILLION DOLLARS. Four hundred twenty-two million! You could buy a small country for that. You could buy a medium country. I know about countries, I’ve bought properties in many countries, mostly not really, but the point is the SPENDING is TREMENDOUS, and spending is WINNING, that’s the whole art of the deal, you spend the money and then you WIN, that’s how it works.

Texas, TWO HUNDRED NINE MILLION, and we’re not even being nice about it — we’re going straight after their guy, which is smart, that’s 4D chess, while the Democrats are playing checkers with their little “enthusiasm gap” talk. Enthusiasm! Let me tell you about enthusiasm. I had a rally in Arizona — HUGE, the biggest crowd they’ve seen at that venue, maybe ever, thousands and thousands turned away at the doors, they were crying, big tough guys with tears running down their faces saying “Sir, Sir, you’re the greatest President in the history of this country.” Sir! They said it to me! I didn’t ask them to say it, I was talking about the border, which I FIXED, by the way, totally fixed, and I had NOTHING to do with the fact that some North Carolina district got redrawn in a way that made it harder for our guy. NOTHING. That was the Democrats doing that, probably, or the courts, everyone’s saying it.

And Georgia — let me mention Georgia, because the fake news won’t — Georgia set an early voting RECORD, 188,000 ballots on day ONE, and those are MY people, those are the Diklis voters, they love me so much they show up early. Record numbers. The most voters, on the first day, more than 2022, which I ALSO won in Georgia, just so we’re clear, twice, once legally and once beautifully.

So let’s just review, because the low-IQ people need it in writing. The Cook Report is FAKE. The polls are RIGGED. The polls said I’d lose before and I WON, I won the most votes of any President, ask anyone — and the strategy of spending nearly THREE HUNDRED MILLION dollars to defend seats we already own is, I want to be very clear about this, a MASTERSTROKE of strategy, exactly what we planned all along, I said in JUNE that we would spend heavily in the fall, very heavy, I predicted it, this is exactly the 4D chess the fake media can never understand.

Nine to nineteen seats. Who even knows what that means. Could be nine. Could be nineteen. Could be ZERO seats, which is what it’s going to be, and when we hold the House — and we WILL hold it, BIG, BEAUTIFUL, TREMENDOUS — I expect every one of these so-called forecasters to apologize to me personally. They won’t. They never do. The witch hunt never ends. But the WINNING does, and it’s going to keep winning, mostly for me — I mean for all of us — but mostly for me, and that’s called patriotism, look it up.