Your Raise Is the Emergency: Central Bankers' One-Tool Scam

By Barb McGowan · 2026-07-21

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Editorial cartoon by Barb McGowan: Your Raise Is the Emergency: Central Bankers' One-Tool Scam

The Bank of England looks at workers finally keeping pace with inflation and sees a crisis to suppress.

I did everything they told us to do. Showed up. Worked the hours. Kept up with the goddamn inflation. And now the Bank of England just told me my paycheck is the problem.

Wage growth in the UK has been stuck at 3.4% for three straight months. Inflation is 2.8%. You do the math: after decades of getting squeezed, workers finally claw their way to half a point of real gains, and the central bankers look at that like it’s a goddamn fire that needs putting out.

Suren Thiru at the Institute of Chartered Accountants said the quiet part loud: ‘a softening labour market can help restrict inflation by restraining pay awards and dampening demand across the economy.’ Let me translate that from economics bullshit into English: they want you to earn less so prices stay stable. Your raise is the threat. Not the energy company jacking prices because of a war in the Middle East. Not the corporation padding its margins. You. Your paycheck. Your groceries.

The unemployment rate is 4.9%. They call that ‘fragile.’ Fragile like they need it more fragile. Fragile like there aren’t enough desperate people yet to keep wages where the bosses want them. Andrew Bailey goes on stage and says inflation pass-through has been ‘limited’ — limited for who? Limited for the people already paying more at the pump and the register while their wages flatline?

This is the whole scam in one report: inflation driven by energy prices and corporate pricing, and the policy response is to suppress the one thing workers control — what they get paid. The Bank of England doesn’t have a tool to rein in oil companies or tell a corporation to charge less. It has a tool to make sure your employer doesn’t have to pay you more. So that’s the one they goddamn use.

Three months at 3.4% while everything costs more. That’s not stability. That’s a leash. And the people holding it sit in a building in London telling you it’s for your own good.

Fuck that. They’d rather see you earn less than tell a corporation to charge less. That’s not economic management. That’s class warfare with an interest-rate stamp on it.

Source story: UK unemployment holds at 4.9% as wage growth steadies.

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Column metadata

Published: 2026-07-21
Pen name: Barb McGowan
Topic tags: employment, labour market, wage and pension, economy, macroeconomics
Primary entities: United Kingdom, Bank of England, Office for National Statistics, Institute of Chartered Accountants in England and Wales, Andrew Bailey
Themes: labor-market, monetary-policy, unemployment, wage-growth, inflation
Floor values engaged: Equality & fairness, Accountability of power, Truthfulness