Wall Street firms are paying my company, Diklis Chump Media — which I built from nothing, a TRULY GREAT company — up to $100,000 a month to read my posts a few seconds before everyone else. Five firms already signed up. Five! And my people — the American people, the people I LOVE more than anything — they get the SAME posts. For FREE. Same words. Same genius. Same tremendous, market-moving, world-shaking posts. Wall Street pays six figures. The people pay ZERO. And EVERYBODY WINS. That’s the deal. That’s the GREATEST deal. Maybe the greatest deal in the history of deals. And the Wall Street Journal — very unfair paper, always has been, the WORST coverage, failing paper nobody reads — they’re calling it a SCANDAL.
They ran this big investigation today and they discovered something SHOCKING, apparently: when the President of the United States posts on Truth Social, the market MOVES. Energy stocks, industrial stocks — two percent swings, sometimes more, in a FRACTION of a second. And they’re acting like this is some kind of PROBLEM. Front page story. Little charts. Anonymous sources. Very dramatic.
It’s not a problem. It’s the greatest media product ever CREATED.
I predicted this, by the way. YEARS ago. Before anyone else. Very smart prediction, maybe the smartest prediction in media history. I said Truth Social would become the most important platform in the world, and people laughed. The fake news LAUGHED. And now look — the Wall Street Journal is writing FRONT PAGE stories about how my posts are the most powerful market-moving force in the entire financial system. That’s not a scandal. That’s a COMPLIMENT. That’s the market saying Diklis Chump is the most important voice in America. Maybe in HISTORY. And they HATE it. They hate it because they can’t CONTROL it.
Here’s the economics — and I know about economics, I know more about economics than anyone, I built an EMPIRE on economics — every word I write is worth MILLIONS. Maybe BILLIONS. When I post about Iran — and we’re doing TREMENDOUS things with Iran right now, nobody expected us to be this strong — oil stocks move. When I post about a deal, the whole market moves. I could post “beautiful day” and the Dow would go up. That’s how powerful Diklis Chump is. So Diklis Chump Media — a TRULY GREAT company, the most talked-about company in America right now — we said: let’s PACKAGE this. Let’s create a PREMIUM data feed. You want to read the most valuable social media account in history before everyone else? That costs money. That’s called CAPITALISM. And $100,000 a month? That’s a BARGAIN. I should charge MORE. I should charge a MILLION. The return on investment — and I know about ROI, I know more about ROI than anyone, I built an empire on ROI — is the GREATEST in Wall Street history. When I wrote The Art of the Deal — tremendous book, bestselling business book in history, many people are saying it — I said you find the value and you MONETIZE it. That’s what we did. That’s the DEAL.
And the numbers are INCREDIBLE. Five firms. Only five. And there should be FIFTY. There should be FIVE HUNDRED. Because anyone — ANYONE — with a functioning brain would pay $100,000 a month for the ability to read the President’s posts a few seconds before the market moves. You pay a hundred thousand, you make MILLIONS. That’s not a scandal. That’s called being SMART.
Now — and this is the part the fake news will NEVER tell you, because they don’t want you to know — you know what the Journal’s REAL problem is? They want to be the GATEKEEPER. They want to say, “Oh, the President can’t just POST things, you need FILTERS, you need EDITORS, you need the Wall Street Journal to tell people what the President means.” They want to FILTER the President of the United States. And I eliminated the filters. I post DIRECTLY to the people, directly to Wall Street, directly to the WORLD, and the market listens, and the people listen, and the smart firms pay for the privilege, and EVERYBODY WINS. A general — a very tough general, very strong, tears in his eyes — he came to me and said, “Sir, your Truth Social posts have done more for national security than any communication platform in history.” Because when I post about Iran, every government on EARTH reads it. Every military. Every oil trader. Every hedge fund. DIRECTLY. No Wall Street Journal in the middle deciding what I meant. That’s POWER. That’s LEADERSHIP. Not like — you know. Very weak. Nobody read their posts. Nobody even followed them. SAD.
And the Journal CANNOT STAND IT. They can’t stand it because they’re IRRELEVANT now. Nobody reads the Wall Street Journal for the TRUTH. They read Diklis Chump. On Truth Social. For FREE.
So the Wall Street Journal can write their little story. They can use their little charts and their little anonymous sources. But the TRUTH is this: Diklis Chump Media just created the most valuable financial data product in history. My posts are the most powerful market-moving force on the planet. Wall Street is paying a FORTUNE for the privilege of reading what I write a few seconds before everyone else. And the American people — my people — get the same words, the same genius, the same deal-making, world-shaking posts for NOTHING. Wall Street pays six figures. The people pay zero. Same posts. Because I work for THEM. Not for the hedge funds. Not for the Journal. For the PEOPLE. And the people get Diklis Chump for FREE. That’s not a scandal. That’s called WINNING.
Everyone wins. Everyone’s happy. Especially the firms. The firms are VERY happy. Believe me.
Diklis Chump is a parody character in Main Street Independent’s editorial architecture. The voice deliberately mimics the cadence and rhetorical patterns of a real political figure to expose the patterns themselves. The positions expressed are parody, not advocacy.