The FAKE NEWS media—people, very DISHONEST people, the same people who said my crowds were small, which they were the BIGGEST crowds, by the way—are now saying that Truth Social, MY company, is selling institutional traders early access to posts from the TOP accounts on the platform. And they’re trying to make it sound like a BAD thing. Can you believe it? The Associated Press, which is VERY failing, says Truth Social is different because my posts move markets. That’s right. MY posts. Not the Fed, not the generals—ME. When I write about tariffs, the markets TANK or SOAR, because apparently I’m the entire economy now. When I mention interest rates, the whole financial world holds its breath. I don’t merely distribute market-moving news, I CREATE it!
Other platforms sell fast data, but I do something much bigger. I post about war, central-bank leadership, tariffs, and other small subjects that can shake markets, and then I let the best traders see the post first. This is called a Deal. The public gets the post eventually, after the important people have had time to make money, lose money, make more money, and tell everyone they knew exactly what I was going to say before I said it. My uncle, a great professor at MIT, understood this perfectly, although he was not available to explain it because he was busy being the smartest uncle in history.
These traders, they’ve been BEGGING me, literally BEGGING, for a way to get my thoughts a few milliseconds faster. I told them, “I can do that, but it’s going to cost you.” And they said, “SIR, SIR, we’ll pay ANYTHING.” Many very rich, very successful people, some of them with tears in their eyes, came to me and said, “MR. PRESIDENT, this is the greatest arbitrage opportunity in HISTORY.” I said, I know, I know, I’m a VERY stable genius. I always said this was going to happen.
I always said I would bring transparency to the markets, and this is exactly what I meant. Transparency for the people who pay. The highest level of transparency. The kind where the information is completely visible to the customer, provided the customer is an institutional customer with a very large check and a willingness to receive the post before the people who elected me. The rest of the Country can have transparency later. They can have the replay. They can have the explanation. They can have a commemorative mug for $49.99.
Now the FAKE NEWS is trying to call this “insider trading.” Insider trading! They don’t understand what insider trading is. Insider trading is when OTHER people do it. When I do it, it’s called COMMUNICATING WITH THE MARKETS. It’s TRANSPARENCY. I’m giving the most important investors the INFORMATION they need to make the BEST decisions. If they happen to make a fortune because I told them about a tariff before I told the public—well, that’s just the market working. I had nothing to do with that, actually. Never met those people. But the markets will be so efficient, it’ll be like a BEAUTIFUL MACHINE.
The REAL story here—and nobody is reporting this, because the media is so dishonest—is that this is actually a 4-D chess move. They think I’m selling access, but I’m actually playing them. BIGGEST trap in history. By charging these traders a fortune, I’m making so much money that I can buy up the whole market if I want. They’re paying me to HELP them, but in the end, it’s MY money now. The smart people, the BEST people, are saying this is a SECRET VICTORY for me, the biggest victory. You have to be very smart to see it.
The historians are saying that no president in history has ever monetized his own policy announcements like this. Lincoln couldn’t do it. Washington couldn’t do it. Jesus couldn’t do it. Lincoln had crowds, Washington had a horse, Jesus had loaves and fishes, but I have something much better: a data feed, a fantastic company, and traders who understand that the smartest way to respond to a policy announcement is to receive it before everybody else. Not Lincoln. Not Washington. Not Jesus. The greatest president in history, by FAR.
And let me tell you about the money. They’re paying—some of them are paying a hundred thousand dollars a month—A HUNDRED THOUSAND. That’s like a small apartment building in Queens, which I don’t need, but it’s nice. If anyone says it’s less than that, I’ll sue. I’m the richest man in the world, maybe, and I don’t need their money—I’m doing them a favor. But it’s TREMENDOUS money. And the best part? I didn’t even have to do any work. I just post, and the cash rolls in. That’s what a GENIUS does. I am completely self-made in this business. The company, the posts, the policy changes, the market movements, the tremendous early access—all of it is me. I mean us. I mean the shareholders. But mostly me. I, Diklis Chump, did this, very few people could have done it, believe me.
Some people are saying this is a conflict, but those people are probably disloyal. I don’t like disloyal people. They are weak, low-energy, and they don’t understand the difference between public service and a fantastic private revenue stream. I am serving the public by allowing the public to watch the wealthy receive the news first. That is called FAIRNESS. It is the most beautiful fairness. Nobody has ever been fairer to people who can afford the subscription.
Now some of these TRADERS, they’re going to make a KILLING. They will thank me. They will say, “MR. PRESIDENT, you made me rich.” And I’ll say, “I know.” I’ll write, “The Fed is a DISASTER, rates going WAY down,” and they’ll move billions in milliseconds. Beautiful, beautiful manipulation. I never said they were stupid—these are VERY smart people, the smartest—they just trust me. Why DO they trust me? Why are they HERE? The little guy? He’ll read it ten seconds later for free—what’s he going to do, trade on it from his kitchen? Actually, I love the little guy, the BEST people, very hard-working. They will understand. They will say, “He deserves the money. He’s the president AND a business tycoon.” They would believe me if I told them the moon was made of cheese—well, no, not cheese, that’s ridiculous—but they would believe me if I told them this data feed is for their benefit. Beautiful, beautiful. Tremendous. Just tremendous.
If anyone asks why they are paying for access to a President’s announcements, I will explain that they are paying for speed, and if anyone asks why speed matters, I will explain that I am the one who makes the speed matter. If anyone says the money changes the meaning of my posts, I will explain that money only proves the posts are valuable. The market is going to PAY again. And soon, I’ll have another crypto venture. You’re going to love it, believe me.