Mamdani Backs Down on Netanyahu Arrest After I Predicted It, Just Like I Predict Everything, the Best Predictions

By Diklis Chump · 2026-07-27

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You know, I told you. I TOLD you. Zohran Mamdani — the mayor of New York, one of the worst mayors in the history of maybe anything, WORSE than de Blasio, worse than anyone, can you believe it — he said he was going to arrest Bibi Netanyahu, the prime minister of Israel, a GREAT ally, a friend of mine, a tremendous friend. And what happened? He backed down. COMPLETELY backed down. He said, “We don’t have the authority.” They never have the authority, these people. The progressive radicals, the low-energy people, they talk, they threaten, they say arrest Bibi, arrest everybody — and then they admit, oh, we don’t have the authority. Very low IQ. Netanyahu said all along that Mamdani was just fomenting hate, and I said it first. I said it first. I said, this guy is a lightweight, a total lightweight with a very low ceiling. I always said it. I told them Bibi wouldn’t be arrested.

Meanwhile, Bibi is coming to see ME. At the White House. The most important building in the world, maybe in the history of the world. He’s coming to see me, not Mamdani. ME. Because I’m the one who protects Israel. I made the Abraham Accords — the GREATEST deal in the history of deals, everybody said it was impossible, and I did it. Just like I’m going to do with Bibi at the White House, we’re going to make an even bigger deal, the best deal, tremendous. And where else is Bibi going? To New York. To the UN. Mamdani says he’s “not welcome” — can you believe it? Bibi is welcome everywhere, he’s welcome at the White House, he’s welcome at the UN, very welcome, the most welcome. Some mayor. They couldn’t stop him. I couldn’t have done a better job of making them fail, and I had NOTHING to do with it. Nothing! Beautiful.

And now Mamdani says Jewish people in New York are afraid. He says this AFTER the stabbings, the terrible stabbings — a Jewish man and an Asian man, stabbed blocks apart, hate crimes, very sad. But who created the atmosphere? He did! He called Bibi a “war criminal” — the worst term, a disgraceful term, a term that should never be used by a mayor, especially the mayor of New York. I would never say things like that. I say the RIGHT things. I say Bibi is a great leader, a tremendous leader, maybe the greatest leader since — well, since me. Certainly since Lincoln. People are saying it. They’re saying, Diklis Chump and Netanyahu together at the White House, two of the greatest leaders in the history of leadership, tremendous.

And the Jewish people in New York — very smart people, the best people, I have many Jewish friends, very loyal — they’re afraid right now. Of course they’re afraid, they elected Mamdani! I mean — they’re afraid of the radicals, not of me, they would never be afraid of me, they love me, the Jewish people love me, tremendous love, the most love. I’m going to protect them. I protect everyone. I’m the protector. I’m going to the Lindsey Graham funeral — a great man, a great senator, very loyal — and then Bibi and I are going to make deals, big deals, the biggest deals. And Mamdani is sitting in New York, helpless, completely helpless, watching the whole thing on television with very low ratings, I would imagine. Very low. Very sad!

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Published: 2026-07-27
Pen name: Diklis Chump